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About Me 🗞️:
I just counted 67 mangos rolling across my kitchen floor and one of them winked at me while whispering “mustard is the key to enlightenment,” and I swear Kendrick appeared in the corner with a tiny espresso, nodding like he knew the prophecy of the dragonfruit apocalypse. Meanwhile in Naples, some guy is aggressively tossing prosciutto onto a guava because apparently that’s peak Italian brainrot, and I can’t stop thinking about it because also there are 67 tiny jars of truffle mustard stacked like the Leaning Tower of Pisa on my windowsill. I tried to meditate, but a pitaya fell into my soup and now my brain is negotiating existential contracts with a cantaloupe wearing sunglasses. Someone yelled “67 times!” and I think it was the basil, but it could have been the Kendrick CD spinning on repeat. The mangoes are plotting, the mustards are conspiring, and somewhere, a lone fig is learning karate for self-defense against rogue kiwis. I poured olive oil over a rambutan and suddenly it spoke Italian and started reciting Dante while juggling 67 pistachios. My cat just rolled over like it doesn’t care, but I know deep down it’s studying the sacred geometry of passionfruits and tiny mustard packets.
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Also, why is there a mandarin in my toaster? Did Kendrick put it there? Did the dragonfruit summon it? I don’t know. Somewhere in Sicily, someone is painting a mural of 67 mangos fighting 67 mustards in slow motion while a baguette orchestra plays Beethoven backwards. My weenus has officially melted into a risotto of guava, feijoa, mango, mustard, and existential dread. And yet… I reach for another mango… Kendrick whispers, “Do it.” The pitaya winks. Daquavous Pork and John Pork intensifies. I have never felt more connected to the chaotic fruit cosmos. 67 more mangos appear out of nowhere, the mustard jars start breakdancing, and I swear I just saw a kiwi and a rambutan start a podcast about the philosophy of Knee Surgery.
Programming & Stuff 💻:
You wanna check out my Github?
Hi, I do typically program in Java:
//Some Simple Java
public class HelloWorld {
public static void main(String[] args) {
final String HELLO = "Hello World!";
hello(HELLO);
}
static String hello(String Hello) {
return Hello;
}
}