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FunnyDays THREE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRLS
Three beautiful young girls are walking along the beach when they come across a man sunbathing. He has no arms or legs. The first girl goes up to him and says, "Have you ever b... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyDays THE MAN WAS DISTRAUGHT THAT HIS WIFE WAS MISSING
Moishe goes into a police station to report that his wife Rebecca is missing. Moishe: "I've lost my wifeShe went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. "... #funny #humor #joke
FunnyDays YOU STARTED IT
A dude with his pants hanging half off his butt, two gold front teeth, cell phone in his hand and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to p... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyDays COMING IN LATE
Tom was in his early 50s, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on timeEvery day he was five, ten or fifteen minutes late. ... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyDays A LESSON IN ETIQUETTE
Eliza says to the other two, "You know girls, my husband bought me the most wonderful jewelry for our anniversaryA lavish diamond necklace and some beautiful earrings. ""How wonderful!" Josephi... #joke #funny #humor
FunnyDays ANNUAL CHECKUP
During his annual checkup, the 80-year-old man excitedly tells his doctor that he has impregnated his much younger wife. Here's how their conversation goes...Asked by the... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyDays A MAN WALKED INTO WORK ON MONDAY
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. ... #humor #joke #funny
FunnyDays DO NOT INTRUDE ON AMAZON
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican. They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons. The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for ente... #humor #funny #joke
FunnyDays THE POOL PARTY
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday. So during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of ... #joke #funny #humor
FunnyDays WHO IS THE BOSS
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines:One line for the men who were true heads of their ho... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyDays JOHN WAS A SALESMAN'S DELIGHT WHEN
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home about noon and told Marsh... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyDays BUBBA WAS GETTING A 99 PERCENT SIGN-UP FOR THE TOP GI INSURANCE
... and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled. Before l... #funny #joke #humor
FunnyDays TWO GUYS WALK INTO A BAR
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you gentlemen?"One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll be... #humor #joke #funny
FunnyDays I DON'T THINK MY WIFE WOULD LIKE IT
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Ar... #joke #humor #funny
FunnyDays THE MIRACULOUS WEIGHT MACHINE THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE!
She went to the airport and sat down, waiting for her flightShe looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortuneSo, she thought to he... #joke #humor #funny