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A WOMAN BROUGHT A VERY LIMP DUCK FunnyDays
A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck's chest. After a momen... #joke #funny #humor
THE DEAD DONKEY FunnyDays
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it. So, he called the sanitation department, the health de... #funny #humor #joke
HUSBAND & WIFE ARE SHOPPING IN THEIR LOCAL FunnyDays
HUSBAND & WIFE ARE SHOPPING IN THEIR LOCALHUSBAND AND WIFE ARE SHOPPING IN THEIR LOCAL WAL-MART. THE HUSBAND PICKS UP A CASE OF BUDWEISER AND PUTS IT IN THEIR CART. ... #joke #funny #humor
AN ITALIAN GIRL FunnyDays
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. "Thank you, honey", she says. "What would you like me to bring back for you?"... #joke #funny #humor
A HUSBAND AND WIFE ARE IN CHURCH FunnyDays
A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn out sermonAfter quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off. The husband notices this and goes to p... #funny #joke #story
THE DEAD DONKEY FunnyDays
A clergyman awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it. So, he called the sanitation department, the health de... #funny #humor #joke
AN OLD WOMAN WANTED TO COMMIT SUICIDE FunnyRobo
An old woman wanted to commit suicide .But she didn't know where the heart is.So she decided to go to the doctor and ask where her heart is located. #funny, #joke, #humor
A CONSTRUCTION WORKER GOES TO THE DOCTOR FunnyDays
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated. "The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table. "The construction ... #funny #humor #joke
AN ELDERLY COUPLE WAS JUST SETTLED FunnyDays
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the greenhou... #funny #joke #humor
THE SMART PARENTS AT CHRISTMAS JOKE FunnyDays
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery i... #funny #joke #humor
VERY DRUNK OLD WOMAN FunnyDays
A very drunk elderly lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered,"Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy. "The bartender bro... #humor #joke #funny
BAD DAY FunnyDays
Our story is not complete without telling of a man who could not give a convincing explanation about his broken arm. He kept muttering something about trying to stick his arm through his car wind... #joke #humor #funny