corteverett

IMDb member since April 2010
    Lifetime Total
    10+
    Lifetime Plot
    1+
    IMDb Member
    14 years

Reviews

A Prayer Before Dawn
(2017)

Fully Immersive Film Based on True Story
U feel like ur there experiencing it all. Everything from the language barrier, the beauty and brutality of the Muay Thai culture, the helplessness of being a white boy in a brutal Thai prison trapped with tatted up Thai monsters, the rage oh the rage and aggravation, the blood, the jealousy over an unexpected love, and the one of the most graphic, realistic, and absolutely disturbing scenes I've ever seen in any movie ever. I felt like I had been through Thai hell n back before it was over. Really surprised I didn't wake up the next day with sore ribs n bruised knuckles. Def be on ur best behavior when visiting Thailand. Jesus Christ!

Me Time
(2022)

ANDREW SANTINO STOLE THE SHOW!!!!
If Andrew Santino (the ginger w the beard n fancy van) was in this more, I prob would've gave it an 8 or 9. Without him in it prob a 5 or less. We laughed quite a few times during this movie, but anytime Santino was in a scene we were belly laughing. His delivery with punchlines, even throw away ones that some might not have even caught, made this movie. He's one of the best comedians on the planet, so even with a 6% on rotten tomatoes lol this movie made me laugh HARD at times. Santino is a brilliant comedian and podcaster! His solo podcast Whiskey Ginger and his podcast w Bobby Lee are both two of my favorite podcast. Definitely in the top 10 comedians out now, prob more like top 5. When I saw Kevin Hart & Mark Wahlberg holding a turtle w a glow necklace around its neck on Netflix I was like, NOPE, but I happened to be at my parents house bc my dad had just been released from the hospital, so I figured at least the rock isn't in it too...I guess I can watch a 6% bc my Arkansan Baptist mom n dad would like it. Didn't notice it was rated R, but they still laughed at the parts expected for Bible Belt boomer humor. After we started the movie tho, something amazing happened...all the sudden there it was...that bright beautiful orange beard. Immediately all of my dread washed away and I thought, at least I'm going to laugh a few times during this big budget 6% rotten movie. Seriously 6% on rotten tomatoes!!! LOL.

Tin Star
(2017)

FAVORITE TIM ROTH CHARACTER EVER (including his Tarantino roles)
Makes me sick to see ppl give this a 2 or 3 or anything below an 8. Some of the most fun I've had watching any show ever. Didn't think they were doing a season 3, but I just watched it all in pretty much one sitting and I loved it as much as the first two seasons. This show will rip ur heart out (esp season 1) and make u belly laugh at the nonchalant violence from Tim Roth in the same episodes. I don't care what the plot would be for a season 4, but plz bring this family back for another season!!! Oh and try finishing a show before rating it! How do u know it's bad if u haven't seen every episode? Sad how dumbed down our movies n shows are getting bc of ppl w terrible taste.

Invasion
(2021)

FINISH 1 SEASON BEFORE TRASHING A SHOW!!!
The bad reviews on this show I'm seeing are from October! I just watched the finale and this was a really good show. Yes it may start slow, but there's a lot of characters to introduce when the entire world is being invaded! Invasion shows what people of all walks of life are going through during an alien invasion. If you will actually watch the entire first season before giving it a 3, maybe you'll find that there's just a lot to cover. This is season one of hopefully many seasons. Sorry if you were looking for an Alien movie, but this is a 10 episode season and it gets better and better every episode. I can't wait for season 2. I'm kinda glad I didn't wait and binge watch this, because I really looked forward to a new episode every week. I hated that I had to wait, but was blown away over and over again and was left wanting more. It seems like the first season was just the tip of the iceberg and I imagine season 2 is going to be crazy. Season 1 keeps you guessing and wondering what these tiny snippets of foreshadowing are leading up to. You learn a little at a time, which may be too slow for some, but we don't need another action run of the mill Independence Day. This is a character driven story and you become deeply invested in the outcome of all of these interesting people from all over the world and the acting is pretty impressive. If you think it's too slow, then maybe just stick to action movies.

Moonbase 8
(2020)

THEY GOT CLOSER TO THE MOON THAN THEY DID FUNNY
I expected a lot more when I saw who was in this. Did the writers have their toddlers write the script? I don't get it. It's like they didn't even try to make it funny or interesting. Where's the punchlines. I get that the characters are supposed to be awkward and socially challenged, but they missed out on a huge opportunity here. The concept is great, the cast is amazing, but u have to make it funny, it can't just be awkward. Oh and what kind of finale was that? Did they just give up mid-season? What a letdown.

Ink Master
(2012)

SEASON 5 RUINED THIS SHOW!!!
I was really enjoying this show despite it being a garbage reality show, because of all the amazing art. Season 5 they changed things up and went waaay over the top with the aggression and drama. Emily literally raised my blood pressure with her fake queen b**** attitude and subpar tattoos. All the yelling, screaming and fake drama turned a great show about art into the real housewives of trash island. The straw that broke the reality show's back tho...Josh...love him or hate him they screwed him sooo bad. They kicked him off for smoking a joint???? He's not only an artist, but a tattoo artist! What tattoo artist doesn't smoke weed. Half the ppl on this show have meth mouth for Christ's sake. Leave it to Hollywood to screw up a great show as soon as they see a little success. What a disappointment

Rick and Morty
(2013)

ALL KNEEL TO THE ALMIGHTY RICK
Rick is God, God is Rick.... If either existed....

Hustlers
(2019)

BIG JAY OAKERSON STEALS THE SHOW!!!
Amazing performance from Big Jay OAKERSON! Didn't know he could act? How did he not win the Oscar? I really believed he was a Dj at a strip club. Can't wait for the sequel!!!!

Spenser Confidential
(2020)

So Dumb...
If I were a 7 year old boy in the early 90's I would've loved this movie, but unfortunately it just came across as lazy and dumb for an adult in 2020, but hey no one cares about the movie I never wrote or wasted anyone's time with. The recipe for this Netflix flop was 1 Mark Wahl-whal-whalberg, 1 very large black guy for muscle, 1 old deaf guy for comic relief, 1 loudmouth Boston chick for I don't know what, a whole lot of f-bombs to supplement the awful writing, a bunch of basic violence, and a very generic plot...mix em all together and you have a movie that u can't quote one line from and will forget 5 minutes after it's over. Thank tho, that's time I could've spent writing an entire movie of the same caliber after cooking a chocolate soufflé. If u didn't get the Whal-whal-whalberg crack then u need to get ur life n start listening to Your Mom's House podcast. Keep em high n tight jeans!

Zombieland: Double Tap
(2019)

HOLLYWOOD PLS LAY OFF THE ADDERALL & THE SEQUELS!
Why? Why to so many different things. I loved the first one, but this one was so bad. The new characters were bad, the writing was bad, the plot was bad, even Woody Harrelson was bad (god forgive me, but he was...he didn't have much to work with tho). Not to mention it had more holes than my laundry day underwear. The only decent part of the movie was the flashback to Bill Murray at the very end and that was during the credits. Please Hollywood lay off the adderall and the sequels.

Peaky Blinders
(2013)

BEST SHOW ON TV!!!
What's there not to love!!! I love everything about this show! My girlfriend even loves it! Plz hurry with the new season. I need my fix! I miss it sooo much!!!!!

What's Your F@#King Deal?!
(2016)

HOW DO I WATCH THIS????
Big Jay is by far my favorite comedian! Just make it easier to find and watch. Btw if u haven't listened to his podcast Legion of Skanks w Louis J Gomez and Dave Smith u are missing out. By far my favorite podcast!

Damnation
(2017)

PLZZZ BRING IT BACK!!!!
This show is awesome and I need more!!! The actors are great, the writing is great, the plot is great!

This Is Not Happening
(2013)

BRING BACK ARI SHAFFIR!!!!!!!!!!
It's just not the same without Ari. I love the show, but I think everyone agrees with me on this. It's his show and he's the best at hosting and the funny skits at the beginning! PLZZZ JUST PAY HIM WHAT HE DESERVES AND MAKE IT HAPPEN! It's his show, come on just plz get it done.

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