An ASMR nightmare actualized I'm not a horror fan, not the least. I don't care much for slashers or jump scares or evil incarnate characters. What I do like is societal horror, where the machinations of our being are dissected and put on display. The Substance is just a massive, in your face tirade against a variety of social ills like beauty standards, self love and shallow entertainment.
We meet the venerable Elisabeth Sparkle, who is still vibrant and fresh but has the unfortunate issue of growing old. Despite being outwardly beautiful, she is still longing for the love and adoration she receives from her position in society. Like many women and older people alike, much of our society tosses these natural changing ideals down the street rather than embracing them. Who cares about experience, we need something new and shiny to get us away from our bright phone screens.
It's fitting Demi Moore plays the lead role, who 20 years ago lit up the headlines by spending millions to turn back the clock on her face and her body. These days, Botox and lip fillers can be done during lunch. BBL's are attainable by even regular women as opposed to just the elite with enough zeroes in their bank account. If Moore did what she did 20 years ago again, no one would bat an eye. Call it the Kardashian effect I guess, for there is never a price tag or punishment high enough that wouldn't be worth changing your appearance and looking more youthful. Our 4K world has made it tough for people to age, so to speak.
The story is simple enough. Take an elixir and for seven days, you can be a younger and more attractive person. The issue of course, every Faustian bargain comes at a price. As the movie moves along, Elisabeth's alter ego, Sue, becomes extremely popular and thus a war begins between the two women. How much do you sacrifice for popularity?
In this film, it's everything. And boy, it gets unsettling at the end. In fact, this whole film is a skin crawling foray into the insane. Every slurp, rip, drip and tear can be felt. Kudos for the sound team for putting this disgusting sound design to life. Never have I been more queasy by a film's sound design. If I have to describe it to anyone, I call it a David Cronenberg body horror film mixed with Showgirls, Barbie and techno music. Watch it if you dare.