"One thing about New York city; you're here or you're nowhere. You cannot achieve this level of anxiety, hostility, and paranoia anywhere else. It's really exhilarating."
I love Woody Allen movies. I have loved them since I was 14 and caught "Annie Hall" on tv late one night and thought "movies can be like this?"
Allen has been banging out a movie almost every year for near on fifty years, and I have seen them all. They're not all classics, some are indeed terrible, but the hit rate is well above average, and there's a consistency of tone and outlook that made seeing each new Allen movie a pleasure; like running into an old friend with whom you could instantly slip into the old rhythms.
That feeling has been complicated of late. There have been allegations and controversy swirling around Allen that makes viewing of any new movie of his difficult. Part of why I didn't see this in the cinema but waited for it to show up on streaming.
There's a lot to be written about what's been alleged happened with Allen in recent years but I don't want to turn this into a space to ruminate on that - I am just going to concentrate on the movie as a movie.
And in that respect; it does pretty good. It's not vintage Allen, it's certainly no "Crimes and Misdemeanours" but it's an amusing slice of neurotic, rom-com angst as Timothée Chalamet as Gatsby Welles channels his best Woody Allen impression and wanders about NYC as his ditzy girlfriend (Elle Fanning) gets into her own unbelievable scrapes.
This is a fairy tale of New York, one in which you pass a movie set and get asked to join in, in which a college journalist scores a big interview with a celeb, and in which NYC is the both the worst and the best place.
There are some terrible choices with Fanning's character, particularly a gratuitous scene in which she gets locked outside in her underwear, but for me, the joke seemed to mostly be on the allegedly cerebral older men who kept falling for her flighty charms. Where some have seen this as Allen celebrating older men hooking up with younger women, I see older men making fools of themselves as they fawn over a young woman, when women their equals (Hi, Rebecca Hall) are walking away from them.
The other half of the movie involves Chalamet self-consciously running away from his privileged life, and trying to be some sort of upper class beatnik, but like the older men, he lacks the insight to see who he really is. Luckily he keeps running into Selena Gomez who has a better idea than he does.
Unfortunately Gomez doesn't know what movie she's in. She plays it as naturalistically as possible which grates against the tone everyone else (and the movie) is playing at.
The bigger problem is that Allen's dialogue just doesn't fit right coming out of these young mouths. Chalamet does a good job but buying into him as this world-weary card shark when he's college-age is just too much to ask.
A lesser Allen, but still worth a watch if you can divorce reality from the fairy tale being told.