Quotes
Tribute to Vaudeville with Lucille Ball, Bernadette Peters, Ben Vereen, Jimmie Walker, The Captain & Tenille, Jack Albertson
The Bob Hope Show
- Himself - Host: [as the ice man] Lombard had her Gable, Minnie Mouse had her Mick. Every man has one woman but the ice man has his pick.
- Herself - Guest: [as Nurse, answering phone] Whether you're hit by a cab or stabbed by a cactus, this is the place to get malpractice.
- Himself - Host: [as Patient, clutching his chest] It's my heart. I can't get my ticker to flick it's Bic'er.
- Herself - Guest: [as Doctor] Nursie, don't snicker, but I think he's getting sicker quicker. You'd better do your schticker. I'm gonna go have a shot of liquor.