Austenland (2013)
Jennifer Coolidge: Miss Elizabeth Charming
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Quotes
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Miss Elizabeth Charming : Think about all the people in the world that hang themselves, and then the next day they feel different, but there's nothing they can do about it. Don't hang yourself, Jane.
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Lady Amelia Heartwright : Why Miss Charming, what beauteous skin you possess.
Miss Elizabeth Charming : Oh Wearwe? Well, that's because late at night when I'm all alone, I put my face in the fire.
Lady Amelia Heartwright : Really! It's like a porcelain plate.
Colonel Andrews : Like being in a kiln.
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Miss Elizabeth Charming : And Jane, the maid told me that FYI, she said don't use the chamber pots. Apparently the toilets really do flush here and they don't know what to do if it just piled high.
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Miss Elizabeth Charming : [after stealing Amelia Heartwright's dresses] Heartwright had millions of them. She's as dumb as a light post. She'll never notice.
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Miss Elizabeth Charming : [during the play] l am Aphrodite, the goddess. Often fickle in my large arse.
Mrs. Wattlesbrook : Largesse.
Miss Elizabeth Charming : Largesse.
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Colonel Andrews : I say, who needs the outdoors when you ladies are such a breath of fresh air.
Miss Elizabeth Charming : Colonel, you really are a saucy monkey.
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Jane Hayes : I'm going to take charge of my story.
Jane Hayes : An Austen heroine gets engaged by the end of the book, so that is what I'm going to do.
Miss Elizabeth Charming : Why don't you go for Captain East?
Miss Elizabeth Charming : Look how hot he is. And he's a soap star.
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Miss Elizabeth Charming : I didn't think I was touching you inappropriately.
Colonel Andrews : Well, you did. And if we're to be together, you must never ever do anything like that ever again, if we're to be together.
