A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)
Jason Sudeikis: Eric
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Quotes
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Eric : Dad, c'mon. I don't ask you for anything. How about this: how about we go get breakfast, we talk over the house situation, maybe we all can chip in for utilities. Huh?
Jerry Keppler : I'm a little pressed for time, kiddo. We are going to play a quick nine, and then we gotta get back. Cherie has never played before.
Cherie : I'm so excited!
Eric : Dad, this is fucking bullshit!
Jerry Keppler : I'll call you next week. We will do yoga.
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Jerry Keppler : Hmmm... Must have been quite a fiesta.
Eric : Yeah, I guess so.
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Eric : Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?
Jerry Keppler : Uh... Hmm... Oh yeah, I own the place.
Jerry Keppler : Cherie, this is my son, Eric.
Eric : Hi.
Cherie : He told me all about you.
Eric : Yeah.
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Eric : You know, I wish you would have let me know that you were coming out. Maybe we can throw someone down on a couch or something like that.
Jerry Keppler : Uh, we're not staying. I just came out for the day to do a meet and greet with the brokers.
Eric : Brokers?
Jerry Keppler : You got the message, right?
Eric : I saw that you called.
Jerry Keppler : I'm putting the house on the market.
Eric : What? Wait, you're selling our house?
Jerry Keppler : Yeah, I'm hardly ever out here anymore. It's time to unload.
Eric : Hey, what about me? I'm always out here. My friends are always out here.
Jerry Keppler : [Eric's Dad looks at McCrudden, who is passed out on a lawn chair] So make me an offer.
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Eric : Hey guys, quick announcement: I have a real shitty realtor.
McCrudden : Fire her!
Eric : And she blew the deal. And the house still hasn't sold.
[All of Eric's friends cheer in excitement]
Eric : They're pissed.
Kelly : They're really mad.
Eric : Great. Now they're pissed.
Kelly : They're mad.
Eric : Wonderful.