- [George Lazenby is featured in the awful Master Ninja II]
- Crow T. Robot: [as Lazenby] I used to be Bond... James Bond. Now I'm in movies... *bad* movies.
- Webster: This is a small town. We take care of our people.
- The Master: I don't think the lady wants you to take care of her.
- Crow T. Robot: [as the Master] That's why the lady is a tramp.
- Webster: Hey, you got a hearing problem, old man?
- The Master: My hearing is excellent.
- Joel Robinson: [as the Master] Because I have the Whisper 2000.