Joe Pesci
Ken Pamillan / announcer / Dr. Pepper / Patrick Weeland / Doug / Phil Toban
Jesse Helms / Ted Koppel / Announcer
Phil Graham / Swabby / Father / Dr. Zhivago / Waiter / Gary Macdonald
Bob Dole / Weekend Update Anchor
Pat Buchanan / Jim Carrey
Bernard Shaw / Julius Erving / G-Dog
Denise Pamillan / Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman / Doctor Elizabeth Cook / Barbara Walters
Mary Katherine Gallagher
Self
Bobbie Battista / Audience Member / Mother / Sharon Stone (as Nancy Walls)
Themselves
Themselves - Musical Guest
Self - Host / Macaulay Culkin / Dr. Mark Greene / Wedding Singer / Phil / Princess Diana / Steve Hulney
Self - Announcer (voice)
Self - Musical Guest (as Foo Fighters)
Audience member (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Protestor (uncredited)
Audience Member (uncredited)
Self - Bandleader (uncredited)
Self - Audience (uncredited)
Salesman / Doc (uncredited)
Wedding Reception band member (uncredited)