The Slaughter (2006)
Jessica Custodio: Dana
Quotes
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Iggy : [as Dana is about to attack the zombie] Wait, wait! Is this a Romero zombie or one of the new virus zombies?
Alexandra : What the hell are you talking about?
Dana : Okay, okay, now the old zombies are like, stiff.
Iggy : They lumber.
Dana : Whatever!
Iggy : No, no, not whatever, they lumber, it's important. The new ones are, like, super-fit sport zombies. Old zombies, we can take this guy; new zombies... we may be fucked.
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Dana : [after just escaping into the attic from a small zombie horde] I think we lost them. Where's Alexandra?
Iggy : They ate her!
Dana : ...so we're the only ones left?
Iggy : I think it's just you and me, two mere mortals against evil unknown fighting the preternatural powers of a hell-spawn succubus!
Dana : F**k her! F**k her and the forces of darkness that created her, f**kin' she-bitch from hell. Hateful, evil murderous bitch with no friends and BAD SKIN!
[inhales sharply and slaps her bicep]
Dana : We can DO THIS! What do we have?
Iggy : For what?
Dana : ...like weapons to fight off the supernatural forces of darkness?
Iggy : Nothing.
Dana : Ughh. Something holy?
Iggy : Nope.
Dana : Spells, incantations?
Iggy : Bupkus.
Dana : Protective amulets?
Iggy : Big negatory.
Dana : There's gotta be some kind of magic charm to command the evil!
Iggy : I don't know, man.
Dana : [grabbing Iggy by the collar and shaking him] There's ALWAYS a magic charm to command the evil!
Iggy : [pauses and points at Dana before calmly saying] That just sounds gay.
Dana : There's gotta be something. ANYTHING!
Iggy : We got nothing, man. Nothing.
[whispers]
Iggy : Nothing.
Dana : [looks off as if she has an idea] ... and THAT is the best weapon we have.
