I feel raped and violated after watching this awful excuse for a home movie. Without any context it seems like someone mucking about with a home movie for their mates. Maybe that's why it was shot, but it shouldn't be sold. To start with, the DVD copy I got (from Amazon) looked like a poor printout from a laser printer for a sleeve, and a DVD label also dodgily done. The movie itself was little better than a low res AVI. But hey, the film was so crap you just don't care after 2 minutes.
What we have here is a porn film - with no nudity whatsoever. Skantily clad women (many not so attractive) almost read dialogue ala a porn actress, before getting from one sexual situation to another. That's it. Only problem is, there's no sex or even nudity. It's like watching a porn film edited for a PG rating. It is unfunny. The effects make Tron look like Jurassic park.
And to add further insult, the actors frequently break the fourth wall to talk to the director about how crap this film is and the director tells them to keep going. In fact, the bloopers at the end are often parts of the "film". Seriously, this was so unfunny. It wasn't even so bad it's funny, unless you think the dialogue scenes in a porno are funny. In which case, here's 90min of them.
And finally, the only reason anyone would get this film - the Ed Wood connection. Now boasting Ed Wood as an influence should mean campy fun, but this film's website purported to integrate supposedly lost Ed Wood footage from a project he was working on in the 50s and essentially "finished the film". Unfortunately, this is just a marketing trick to get Ed Wood fans to shell out for this rubbish. There's no Wood footage here folks. He doesn't receive any credits anywhere , and it's not something based on his unmade scripts (like say I Woke Up Early). Nope, this was just an attempt to get suckers like me to buy a piece of garbage. Thankfully the director hasn't done a film since.
PLEASE even if you're an Ed Wood completist, avoid this movie. It doesn't even spoof a genre he was known for (although it fits under a broad sci-fi spoof). It has no Ed Wood material in it at all, and you will simply waste your money and 90 min of your time. I feel raped and violated after watching this, hoping to see some Ed Wood absurdity and instead getting an inept piece of garbage.
