- Scarecrow: I walk once more, to open the door, to the terrible barn teeming with... *bats*! Don't try to hide, by not coming inside... I insist that you must. That's... bats.
- Riddle Wall: Boys in stocks got unlocked. Somebody appeared and... oh forget it. Do you think it's easy making everything come out in some cutesy little rhyme? The point is the boys are gone, okay? They're G-O-N-E, gone. Want rhymes? Send a fax to Mother Goose.
- Madison Storm: And now... even though I can't destroy you as I originally planned, poor little meddlesome Clay here has ensured that your end is still at hand! When my *beautiful* Cosmic Monster Attractor blows, you *horrible* kids will explode along with it!
- [laughs manically]
- Madison Storm: And it will *all* be on the Monster Channel! Check your local listings.
- Madison Storm: For me... waking each noon to the *tortured* screams of terrified tots... t-to see children *crying* hysterically... to hear their unbridled shrieks...
- [Madison smiles as screams are heard]
- Madison Storm: What could *possibly* be more *fun*?
- Madison Storm: Chocolate! I need *chocolate!*
- [starts growling and rummaging through drawers]
- Madison Storm: [yells] *Who stole all my chocolate?*
- [Madison Storm's ray turns Lizzie into a jack-o-lantern]
- Luke Morris: Uh-oh!
- Lizzy Morris: What's going on? Where's my body? And *why* do I suddenly smell like Halloween?
- Luke Morris: Well... lemme put it this way: You know how dad likes to call you... *pumpkin*?
- [Madison Storm's ray turns Lizzie into Clay]
- Luke Morris: Clay?
- Lizzy Morris: I'm... I'm *Clay*? Oh, *please* don't tell me I'm Clay!
- Luke Morris: [puts his arm around Lizzie] Well... Look on the bright side: For once I can *actually* say my sister's my best friend!
- Madison Storm: If I had to grow up *miserable* and *alone*, why shouldn't everyone be as unhappy as me? I suffered! Suffered! Suffered! *You* should too! And that, people, is why I decided to create Horrorland. You can't really tell what's real and what isn't around here, can you?
- [laughs manically]
- Madison Storm: Although I'm sure you're *dying* to find out!
- Madison Storm: I'm *Stump.* Stump is *me*! One in the same... One - insane!
- [laughs manically]
- Madison Storm: It's been that way all along.
- Stump: Looking for Luke? Under triangles large. *Huge* large! Clay? Elsewhere, maybe. Understand? Good Good! Must go. *Follow*? *Don't* follow Stump! Could be bad... or not! Stump is me, and Stump I do... sometimes. Or not!