Tijuana After Midnite

It's not often I feel The Urge to fast forward a movie, but this film created that urge. I saw it on the strength of "Robot Monster", which is one of my all time favourite guilty pleasure films. But this film, I think it only went for about 70 minutes, felt like hours. The most unerotic strippers ever - unattractive, moved like pack horses, and the music they stripped too, just what is these guys idea of erotic music, it sounded like it was from a Jerry Lewis movie, and they were stripping to it!?! (I like Jerry Lewis by the way). And these two comedians that link the strippers, the jokes must have been old when they performed them, but they went at every lame joke at 100 miles an hour, dragging every joke out, telegraphing every punch line, making me squirm and beg for mercy. And to top it off, I think the camera only moved twice, with just as many edits. A film that truley is...THE PITS. Do not watch this film expecting a so bad it's funny laugh, you'll simply want to kill yourself, I'm still trying to kick the Prozac.