Return to Me (2000)
Bonnie Hunt: Megan Dayton
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Quotes
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Joe Dayton : [sees Grace crying] Aw, Christ. Who died?
Megan Dayton : No one.
Grace Briggs : [sobbing] Bob's wife!
Joe Dayton : He's married?
Megan Dayton : Oh, God...
Joe Dayton : Rat bastard!
Tyler Dayton : Yeah, rat bastard!
Joe Dayton : Tyler, shh! You want me to go over there and handle this? You want me to handle that son of a bitch?
Megan Dayton : Joe, no, please don't. Joe...
Joe Dayton : I knew it! I knew it, that hairline...
Megan Dayton : Joe, stay out of it, you don't know...
Joe Dayton : ...the "creative type", it's a given!
Megan Dayton : You don't know what you're talking about. Take the kids, stop it. Go with Daddy.
Joe Dayton : I'll go take care of it. I swear to God, I will kick his ass for you. I'll kick the shit out of him!
Megan Dayton : Honey, stop it, please! Stop it...
Joe Dayton : Quit pushing me!
Megan Dayton : I'm gonna push you! You don't...
Joe Dayton : Grace, what's going on here?
Megan Dayton : Joe, nothing's going on!
Joe Dayton : You want me to handle it? I'll kick the shit out of him for you, Grace! That son of a bitch!
Megan Dayton : Joe, please!
Joe Dayton : What? What?
Megan Dayton : Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart!
[pause]
Joe Dayton : [stunned] He's not married? Huh. Okay.
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Megan Dayton : Whatever you do, don't shave your legs.
Grace Briggs : Why?
Megan Dayton : Well, then you definitely won't let it go too far.
Grace Briggs : Megan! It's a *first* date!
Megan Dayton : Yeah, well, I married a first date, missy, and you know how it is. You're out with a guy, you find him attractive, and suddenly everything he says sounds brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality.
Grace Briggs : I think you should needle-point that on a pillow.
Megan Dayton : Well, I just might! It kept me a virgin until... y'know, *whenever*.
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Megan Dayton : "What do you expect most from a relationship? A: Companionship. B: Sex. C: Respect." I'd have to go with B: Sex. But let's mark "C" so we get a higher score...
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Megan Dayton : You're going to get a heart, I *know*. And you'll be able to do all the things you never could before. That's what you've gotta concentrate on. Think of riding a bike, and going to Italy... and dating *really* handsome men. *That*, I know, has to happen for one of us.
Grace Briggs : I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass.
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Megan Dayton : Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart!
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Megan Dayton : I have never said 'hell', you son of a bitch.
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Grace Briggs : So, I'm gonna tell him tonight.
Megan Dayton : Oh, please, I've heard that before.
Grace Briggs : No, I am.
Megan Dayton : Well, you should because he's perfect you know.
Grace Briggs : Yeah... for me he is.
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[Joe is dancing in the kitchen with his shirt off]
Joe Dayton : I'm a bad cowboy
[Motions to Megan]
Joe Dayton : Come on.
Megan Dayton : No, no... our rhythm gets us in trouble.
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Tyler Dayton : [back from the zoo] And then we went to see the gorillas and Mommy said it was you.
Megan Dayton : I did not!
Joe Dayton : Oh, really? Did you go to see the elephants?
Megan Dayton : Watch it, Joe.
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Joe Dayton : Will you stop with the piano? Megan!
Megan Dayton : What? I'm not playing it.