- Alexia Wheaton: [Hayley in Alexia's body, watching Alexia in her body dancing on the cafeteria table, grabs Kyle] Oh, Kyle you're such a good kisser. Give me another hickey, baby!
- [starts to maul Kyle]
- Caitlin Sheinbaum: I never said an open party! My parents will slaughter me!
- Sabrina: Well, it's a small price to pay when you consider what it'll do for your social life.
- Alexia Wheaton: Caitlin, didn't you say you needed to talk to Hayley?
- Hayley Wheaton: Yeah, Caitlin, can I talk to you for a minute?
- Alexia Wheaton: Let me get this straight: she invited you for dinner and you proceeded to include the rest of the student body?
- Sabrina: Pretty crafty, huh?
- Alexia Wheaton: What makes you think you can treat people like this?
- Talley: We learned it from you. Remember our motto, "Act Superior, Our #1 Rule?"
- Alexia Wheaton: Don't you guys ever get tired of acting like snobs?
- Kazumi: Alex, we're seniors. We're supposed to live it up, we have parties, we use little weaklings like Caitlin.
- Alexia Wheaton: If you think it's acceptable to treat a kind and generous person like Caitlin like that, we have no business being friends.
- Talley: Well then who else are you going to hang out with for the rest of the year?
- Alexia Wheaton: Who cares?
- Sabrina: Ok, ok. It's canceled.
- Kazumi: We'll party at The Pointe instead.
- Alexia Wheaton: Good, now apologize to Caitlin.
- Kazumi: She's a sophomore, what do you expect from us?
- Alexia Wheaton: Nothing, a decent gesture would be far too dignified for the three of you.
- Sabrina: You know, you looked hideous in the newspaper.
- Kazumi: See if we vote for you for Queen!
- Talley: Guys, we already did.
- [Alexia is yelling at Hayley; their parents don't realize the girls are in each other's bodies]
- Ben Wheaton: I've never seen Hayley express her feelings like that before!
- Alexia: [Hayley as Alexia] Man oh, man. It worked.
- Hayley: [Alexia as Hayley] What-what worked?
- Alexia: I uh...
- Hayley: You did this?
- Alexia: I made a wish when-when I saw a shooting star.
- Hayley: You made a wish to be me?
- Alexia: I didn't think it would work.
- [touches her boobs]
- Hayley: [slaps her hand away from her chest] Ewwwww! I don't like it in here!
- [pushes Alexia against the bathroom door]
- Hayley: Wish us back!
- Alexia: [pushes her against the opposite wall] I don't think that's possible, *Hayley*.
- Hayley: I think it is! *Hayley*! Do it now!
- Alexia: I can't!
- [smugly]
- Alexia: It's daytime.
- Hayley: Well, I have a lot of personal things I have to deal with today, and we are not leaving this house until everything is back in order. I'll handle this.
- [makes a dramatic exit]
- Alexia: [looks in the mirror] Me? I'm Alexia. Alexia Wheaton.
- [squeals and jumps up in excitement]
- Alexia: [as Hayley, who is trapped in Alexia's body and sees herself dressed like a dominatrix] You're not going to let her go to school like that, are you?
- Ben Wheaton: Well, now, Alexia, I seem to recall seeing you in the same outfit a few months ago.
- Alexia: But it was Halloween!