Rover Dangerfield (1991)
Tress MacNeille: Queenie, Chorus Girls, Hen, Chickens, Turkey
Quotes
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Turkey : Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.
Rover Dangerfield : I tell ya, the way I see it, you probably won't be around after Christmas!
Turkey : Well, that would suit me just fine! Well, I might have known: There's absolutely nothing to eat here!
Rover Dangerfield : Yeah? Look in a mirror!
Turkey : Oh... I don't get it.
Rover Dangerfield : Don't worry about it, drumstick. You will!
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Rover Dangerfield : [wakes up irritated due to Chester the rooster crowing in the doghouse] Hey, big mouth. Who asked for a wakeup call? It's 11 o'clock in the morning. I mean, I'm trying to sleep.
[Chester continues crowing]
Rover Dangerfield : How am I supposed to sleep with you yelling like that?
[Chester crows more Rover climbs on top of the doghouse to confront him]
Rover Dangerfield : Look, I'm trying to be nice. Knock it off, will you?
Queenie : Hey, what's all this fuss? I'm trying to lay in there. Chester you're starting trouble again, huh? Now, I can't leave you alone for two minutes. You're impossible. My mother never did like you.
Rover Dangerfield : [elbows Chester] Huh, you're really henpecked.
Queenie : You, shut up. Stop picking on him.
Rover Dangerfield : Hey, who do you think you're talking to? You're not married to me.
[to Chester]
Rover Dangerfield : let's be reasonable. We're both mature animals, right?
[Chester agrees]
Rover Dangerfield : From now on you're going to behave yourself right?
[Chester agrees again]
Rover Dangerfield : No, more cock-a-doodle-doo right?
[Chester agrees then purposely crows in his face]
Rover Dangerfield : That's it, buddy!
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Rover Dangerfield : Where's Flappy?
Queenie : Carmine fired him. He couldn't remember the routines.
Rover Dangerfield : Oh, I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb. Yeah, he used to walk backwards and wag his head. I mean dumb! Carmine taught him to sit, he forgot how to stand! And when Carmine paper-trained him, that was something. He went right on the paper. The only trouble is, Carmine was reading it!