Rosemary's Baby (1968)
John Cassavetes: Guy Woodhouse
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Quotes
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Roman Castevet : No pope ever visits a city where the newspapers are on strike.
Minnie Castevet : I heard he's gonna postpone and wait till it's over.
Guy Woodhouse : Well, that's showbiz.
Roman Castevet : That's exactly what it is: all the costumes, the rituals - all religions.
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Guy Woodhouse : What the hell is that?
Rosemary Woodhouse : I've been to Vidal Sassoon.
Guy Woodhouse : You mean you actually paid for it?
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[First lines]
Mr. Nicklas : Are you a doctor?
Guy Woodhouse : Yes. Yes.
Rosemary Woodhouse : He's an actor.
Mr. Nicklas : Oh, an actor. We're very popular with actors. Have I, uh, seen you in anything?
Guy Woodhouse : Well ,let's see, I-I did "Hamlet" a while back, didn't I, Liz? And then we did "The, uh, The Sandpiper" and then...
Rosemary Woodhouse : He's joking. He was in "Luther" and "Nobody Loves an Albatross" and a lot of television plays and commercials.
Mr. Nicklas : Well, that's where the money is, isn't it? Commercials?
Guy Woodhouse : And the artistic thrills, too!
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Rosemary Woodhouse : I dreamed someone was raping me. I think it was someone inhuman.
Guy Woodhouse : Thanks a lot.
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Guy Woodhouse : I didn't want to miss baby night. A couple of nails were ragged.
Rosemary Woodhouse : You? While I was out?
Guy Woodhouse : And it was kinda fun - in a necrophile sort of way.
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Guy Woodhouse : [on Rosemary's decision to switch doctors] You know what Dr. Hill is? He's a Charlie Nobody, that's who he is!
Rosemary Woodhouse : I'm tired of hearing about how great Dr. Sapirstein is!
Guy Woodhouse : Well, I won't let you do it Ro.
Rosemary Woodhouse : Why not?
Guy Woodhouse : Well, because... because it wouldn't be fair to Sapirstein.
Rosemary Woodhouse : Not fair to Sap... - what do you mean? What about what's fair to me?
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Guy Woodhouse : Good ol' Hutch. He's spreading cheer wherever he goes. I'm gonna get a newspaper, honey.
[pause]
Guy Woodhouse : He's a professional crepe-hanger.
Rosemary Woodhouse : He's not a professional crepe-hanger.
Guy Woodhouse : Then he's one of the top-ranking amateurs.
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Rosemary Woodhouse : I look awful.
Guy Woodhouse : What are you talking about? You look great! It's that haircut that looks awful. If you want the truth, honey, that's the worst mistake you ever made.
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Elise Dunstan : Why, congratulations, papa!
Guy Woodhouse : Thanks! There was nothing to it.
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Guy Woodhouse : If we get friendly with an old couple like that, we'll never get rid of them.
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Guy Woodhouse : What are all these things here?
Rosemary Woodhouse : Herbs, mostly. Mint, basil.
Guy Woodhouse : Yeah. No marijuana?
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Rosemary Woodhouse : Guess what they have in their bathroom?
Guy Woodhouse : A bidet.
Rosemary Woodhouse : "Jokes For The John."
Guy Woodhouse : No.
Rosemary Woodhouse : A book on a hook, right next to the toilet.
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Rosemary Woodhouse : Don't be scared. It won't bite you.
Guy Woodhouse : It's wonderful. It really is.
Guy Woodhouse : I feel it kicking. It's alive! It's moving!
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Guy Woodhouse : I think I hear the Trench sisters chewing.
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Guy Woodhouse : Let's have a baby. All right? Let's have three babies, one at a time. All right? A baby. You know, MaMa, DaDa, Poo-Poo. You know?
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Guy Woodhouse : They're a bunch of not very bright bitches who ought to mind their own God damn business!
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Guy Woodhouse : Let's face it, darling, you had the - pre-partum crazies.
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Guy Woodhouse : It's some kind of a hysteria. Boy, you were really kapow, out of your mind.