It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)
Edie Adams: Monica Crump
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Quotes
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Melville Crump : Look, why don't we just start digging for it?
J. Russell Finch : Well suppose someone comes along? What do we tell them?
Monica Crump : Well, we could tell them that we're here on an archeological expedition.
Melville Crump : [annoyed] Aah!
Sylvester Marcus : We don't tell them anything. We tell them to hit the road or we beat their brains in!
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[after destroying most of the basement of the hardware store]
Monica Crump : What about the damage?
Melville Crump : [beat; furious] *They're* the ones who locked us in!
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Monica Crump : [looking at a highway map] Mount Shasta National Forest. Are we anywhere near Mount Shasta...
Melville Crump : That's on the top. Look down near the bottom.
Monica Crump : Are we near Oregon?
Melville Crump : It's seven hundred miles from here!