- Barnyard Dog: I just takes a step and presto, I lays an egg.
- Duck: Presto, and he lays an egg. And to think for fifteen years I've been doing it the hard way.
- Sylvester: I'll show you a chicken. A rooster, in fact.
- Foghorn Leghorn: Rooster? If I'm a roost - I say, if I'm a rooster, I hope to be struck by...
- [thunder rolls]
- Foghorn Leghorn: Well, let's put it another way - way, that is.
- Foghorn Leghorn: Let's bury the hatch, I say let's bury the hatchet but not in anyone's head boy
- Sylvester: But...
- Foghorn Leghorn: Hatchet head, that's a joke boy you missed it, it went past you, you got to keep, I say you got to keep on your toes
- Sylvester: But...
- Foghorn Leghorn: Toes that is
- Sylvester: But...
- Foghorn Leghorn: The fast one went right by you, keep your ears open
- Sylvester: But...
- Foghorn Leghorn: Yappity, yappity, yap I can't get a word in edge ways, talk, talk, talk
- Sylvester: But, but...
- Foghorn Leghorn: No wonder you're not sharp, you've got to, I say you've got to always listen
- Sylvester: [fed up] Awwww shut up!
- [hits him on the head with the axe handle]