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Books Daria Read VOL III

Books Read in Clueless

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Framing Frankenstein: Paintings that Inspired Guillermo del Toro’s Adaptation

Books Daria Read VOL II

Books Read in Stranger Things

The Warmth of Other Suns by Isabel Wilkerson

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The Gulag Archipelago

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David Lynch “follow your dreams unless they’re stupid” Postcard

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Tori Amos "You're just an empty cage, girl, if you kill the bird." Postcard

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