Funny jokes

Get ready for some laughs with our collection of the funniest jokes around! From classic one-liners to witty puns, we've got something to tickle everyone's funny bone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some good old-fashioned humor with our selection of funny jokes.
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Funny joke - Grab Your Jacket
One day there was that thirsty man and and his wife. They spent their whole afternoon in their living room.
Funny joke - Can I Take The Dog For a Walk
A little girl asks her mum, ‘Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?’ Her mum replies ‘No, because she is in heat.’
Funny joke - My Poor Cat
A guy was going on vacation and didn’t have anyone to take care of his beloved cat. So he had to leave her with his notoriously irresponsible friend. The very first...
Funny joke - Be Careful, Doc
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife, “You aren’t that good in bed either!”
Funny joke - My Cat Is Very…
A girl takes her big fat cat to the vet. “My cat is very fat,” she says. “Alright,” says the vet. “I will look at him.”...
Funny joke - This Dog Looks Edible
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before”...
Funny joke - Totti With His New Book
One day Francesco Totti went to a book store and spent a few hours in there. Finally he found a book then he bought it. When he was on his way home...
Funny joke - Chess Nuts?
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour...
Funny joke - 5 People & 4 Parachute
There was a plane and it had 5 people in it: a president, a lawyer, a young teenage boy, a priest and a blonde girl. The plane driver said that the plane was going to crash...
Funny joke - The Empty Seat
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks...
Funny joke - Two Lawyers In The Woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting...
Funny joke - Baseball in Heaven
Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, “If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?”
Funny joke - Aye Aye, Captain
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, “An enemy ship is approaching us!” The captain replies calmly, “Go get my red shirt.”
Funny joke - An Honest Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you...
Funny joke - The Christian Lion
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one...