Hot Guy Lures You In, Then Leaves You Hanging

The title says it all.

I hate people like that. Like dude, if you're gonna initiate a conversation with me and get me all excited, then don't leave me hanging there for absolutely no reason like an idiot.

It doesn't help that this guy is from America, and he's Latino. And FUCKING hot. Like the kind you see on TV LOL. He says he got transferred here for work, and after sending me his private pictures I can assume the pictures are genuinely him. He's probably way out of my league, but he initiated a conversation with me, and showed interest in meeting. I'm already being super nice and friendly.

But I just can't stand people who lure you in, and then play hot and cold. He takes over a day to reply a single message, and the responses are like short and inconclusive. But he says he likes me, it's not like he's not interested. I know it's supposed to be casual, but heck don't leave me high and dry you son of a bitch. Makes me wonder if you're seeing like 100 other guys or just way too busy with whatever "work" you do.

I admit it is your physical package that got my attention, and now that you have it, I feel like a desperate, clingy slut. You're so mysterious and reserved, I feel like there's something totally not right about this. And yet I still wanna give it a shot because my dick gets hard the moment I think about you LOL.

I'm like looking at my phone every so often just to see if you've replied. That's just desperado ultimato hahaha. Arghhhh why can't I just fall for decent gay guys hahahaha XD

XOXO
Where's my cupid?

Man Hungry!!

You know you're man hungry when you get turned on by just about anyone with a rod between his legs! It's either that, or guys around me seem to be more attractive than usual hahaha!

This is just absurd..... not sure what's wrong with me, but lately I seem to be extra lustful... it's like a bee surrounded by a honey buffet kinda thing, everywhere I turn it's just yummy chest and arms galore and I just want to drop my pants and hop on to the next stick.........

I can't even put it in the right words to describe what's going on with me haha... maybe it's hormonal or environmental :S

The gym is where all the honey gathers haha! Guys that I didn't really notice before suddenly seem so much sexier....... Like today, this guy who I'm pretty sure is gay but not my type...... I noticed his body has gotten a lot buffer, and it just so happens I walked into the locker room when he stripped completely naked haha... Today is a weekend, so not many people working out, so I guess he thought it would be alright to strip naked quickly before covering up in towel..... So I caught a quick glimpse of his junk, and he saw me and got so self conscious haha.... I totally enjoyed that moment :P

And then there's this other guy, who's tall and kinda young and cool looking, I kind of felt like he was staring at me the other day..... it was quite cute, we first caught each other's eyes in the locker room, then we both went to pee at the same time. I went to the treadmills, he and his friend then went on to the treadmill next to mine..... I kind of felt in the corner of my eye that he was corner-eyeing me too haha, but you guys will probably say it's all in my head, and this time I'm totally with you... I probably imagined it haha..... But later when I was working out at the weight machines, he stood quite close to me in between his sets when he was resting, so I'm not sure if that means anything ;)

OK I think when you're horny you get overly excited way too easily and start to imagine and fantasize about all kinds of shit..........

I don't even know why I'm writing this hahaha..... just to say I'm horny LOL!!!!! Pardon my vulgarity.... it's seasonal, probably :P

XOXO
Get me a man please

Valentine's

Happy V-day & C.G.M. to all you annoying lovebirds out there haha ;)

Anyone knows anyone who's gonna throw Mandarin oranges into the lake? Is that still a thing? Is it supposed to be banana for guys? Is there like a gay code / version? Maybe throwing eggplants into the lake..... but the skin is so dark I would have to write my number using liquid paper hahaha :P

OK that was random.................... I'm not that despo, don't worry haha.. ha...... ha............

To all the single peeps out there, don't worry you're not alone.... To look on the bright side, to us, this day is just like any other day. It's just being surrounded by mushy shit and heart themed stuff all over the place as a constant reminder that we have no reason to do anything special today. Yeah, we will survive hahaha..

On another note, I've been noticing so many hot guys at the gym lately... muscle-y and young, drooling hot bods... some even behave and dress a little gay or have like an ear ring, which really messes up my gaydar, because they appear kind of gay, but then I remind myself of my history and lessons learned... If a guy looks too good to be true (one of us, a.k.a. gay), then he probably is (straight). True story.


Here's to yet another solo Valentine's,
XOXO
The sulking bitter gourd :P