Unnecessary inventions

I, Matt Benedetto, have been cooped up all summer long in the Unnecessary Inventions laboratory creating a brand new batch of inventions that solve problems that don't actually exist with products you really didn't ask for! Introducing our newest 11 creations for you for you to despise, argue over, and make you question your own life. Because if you find yourself actually desiring to use any of my newest inventions, you should reevaluate your life immediately. Be sure to follow me on…

Whether you’re using pacifiers for your baby or not, we can all agree that one made of 24-carat gold isn’t exactly what you’re looking for. This is the epitome of unnecessary items that we never even thought we could have, even if we wanted to. Or maybe you can be the judge and decide whether you could really use some of the inventions below.

Did you know that May is also Evil Genius Invention Appreciation Month? Well if it wasn't before - it is now! Matt Benedetto touching base with my latest batch of Unnecessary Inventions.

No Air Conditioning, No problem. Our never before seen device funnels the outdoor air through the distinctive S-curve tube directly into your car to keep you at the perfect temperature. The ballistic netting will ensure no bugs or debris will enter your vehicle while in motion. The faster you go the stronger the force of air! It’s never been more simple to stay cool for the summer.

For a product to really work for us, and for it to work well, it needs to be jam-packed with high functionality, and promise to solve at least some critical iss

Form and functionality - these are the core factors that define any good product design! But this one innovator has us scratching our heads with his ingenious t

Whether you’re using pacifiers for your baby or not, we can all agree that one made of 24-carat gold isn’t exactly what you’re looking for. This is the epitome of unnecessary items that we never even thought we could have, even if we wanted to. Or maybe you can be the judge and decide whether you could really use some of the inventions below.

For a product to really work for us, and for it to work well, it needs to be jam-packed with high functionality, and promise to solve at least some critical iss

My name is Matt Benedetto and I am a product designer from Burlington, Vermont that is on a quest to design products to help solve the most difficult problems in the world…that don’t really exist. My collection on unnecessary inventions is filled with products that no one is asking for but I have taken it upon myself to bring these products to life.

LOL There's never enough toilet paper around when you need it. That goes double when you have a cold. Lucky for you, the Japanese have thought of a solution. Nothing says "leave me alone I have a cold" like this off-putting little device. No one will catch your cold because they'll be afraid to come near you. In their defense, you'll look pretty crazy. But you'll be able to blow your nose whenever you need.