I really need to have a little notebook handy to write these down since I don't remember most of them, but here are some funny Lyza quotes from the past couple of days.
Yesterday we were getting out of the car to go to my doc appointment.
Me: Lyza, you have peanut butter all over your face.
Elyza: (shrugs) Well, at least I look semi-presentable, right?
When we came home I went in to the kitchen and it smelled like someone had thrown up on the stove (something like milk had gotten under the burners) and Elyza walks in and says, "Oooh, what is that disgusting aroma??"
I stepped in a puddle of water on the kitchen floor and she says to me, "Yeah, I usually like to avoid things like that Mom."
The other night we were getting in the car and there were tons of mosquitoes and nats out so I was telling her to hurry and she turns to me with a very concerned look on her face and says, "and do they like to feed on children flesh??"
She cracks me up. Never a dull moment with Lyza around!