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A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
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... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small...
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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.” So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, “I haven’t got it.” The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street. The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once again says [with a drunken slur];
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"I will quite drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down"
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Come on. We all like to laugh and we all like to drink. Why not combine the two? Check out these bar jokes that will have you laughing until you're drunk. #bar #barjokes #drinking #dailydoseoflaughter #LOL #laugh #humor #funnyjokes #corny #hilarious #joke #jokes #jokesdaily #funny #jokesoftheday #funnyjokestoday
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The bartender says, “Let me see and I’ll consider it.” So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster. The hamster sits in front of the piano and starts playing. And not just banging out “Chopsticks”, the hamster is plays Chopin, some ragtime, and even some...
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National Beer Day is on April 7, and to celebrate, we've rounded up the funniest beer memes, beer puns and beer quotes to enjoy with your favorite beverage.
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Get ready to break out in laughter with "220+ Jail Puns to Keep You Laughing Behind Bars"! These witty wordplays will keep your spirits high even if you’re metaphorically locked up! Whether you’re a fan of mischief or just love a good giggle, you’ll find these jokes are time served at their punniest! #puns #jokes #humor #funny #wordplay #laughs #comedy #punny #barjokes #dadjokes
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Check out this great selection of funny drinking jokes and one-liners! These short jokes are easy to remember and share with friends at the bar. #Jokes #DrinkingJokes
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Are you a bartender who’s always the center of attention? Do your customers often come to you for advice? If so, you may have what it takes to carve out a niche for yourself in the entertainment industry. The best bartenders are the ones who know how to lighten the mood with humor. Get drowsy laughing at these hilarious bartender jokes. #bar #bartender #bartenderjokes #drinks #humor #funnyjokes #corny #hilarious #joke #jokes #jokesdaily #funny #jokesoftheday #funnyjokestoday
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