User:SAMBOT2000xp

SAMBOT2000xp
— Wikipedian —
Name	HAL
Born	CHICAGO!!!!!
Current location	The void.
Education and employment
Occupation	Student
Education	Freshman in high school
High school	TOP SECRET LEARNING FACILITY
Hobbies, interests, and beliefs
Hobbies	Being cringefail (trekkie, brony, ocassional 4chan user and more failures.)
Religion	Judaism , Agnostic
Politics	Proud believer in the people
Aliases	Sam, HAL, samsonian, Data Soong
Userboxes
	It is approximately 6:32 AM in this user's locale. (Purge to update.)
	Because of real life, this user will be editing on and off.
	This user is a WikiCat.
	This user has been on Wikipedia for 1 year, 8 months and 2 days.
wiki-1	This user is a beginning Wikipedia editor.
	This user will create userboxes for you, if you ask them on their talk page.
	This user is a participant in WikiProject Post-hardcore.
	This user is a participant in the; Star Trek WikiProject.
This user clicks the "Show preview" button to avoid making useless mistakes...
	This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun.
	This user is a member of the AWWD; MBJAWGCAWAIFDSPBATDMTAD.
	This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.
	This user is an advocate of open research and open access.
can't	This user can't stand the sight of contractions on encyclopedic articles.
WebCite	This user believes in archiving sources to prevent link rot.
	This user is a preservationist who believes Wikipedians should avoid agressive non-notability deletion and advocates that the notability rule be amended to specify that any subject with some historical value can merit an article. Details here.
	You just lost The Game.
	This user loves Star Trek.
Kilroy was Here
	ME
	This user is proudly ; neurodiverse.
	This user is of multiple ancestries.
	This user is a Reconstructionist Jew.
	This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.
	This user is of Irish ancestry.
	This user is alterhuman.
	This user wears glasses.
	This user is a; vegetarian.
G	~$ This user is a geek.
INTJ	This user has an INTJ; Myers–Briggs Type Indicator
	This user is robotkin.
	This user is a high school student.
	This user has lived in the Midwestern United States their entire life.
	MISC INTRESTS
	This user loves abandoned buildings and ghost towns.
	This user is interested in architecture.
	BRAIN
	This user is interested in conspiracy theories but thinks lizards, UFOs and antisemitic theories are disinformation
	This user is a skeptic.
	This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.
	This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.
	POLITICS
Indeed politics.
	This user favours the use of the death penalty, and feels it should be used against those convicted of the most serious crimes (terrorism, murder, drug/human trafficking, rape, etc.).
	This user supports the death penalty, but only when the accused has been proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
	This user is a queer anarchist.
	Although there probably won't be an anarchist revolution in this user's lifetime, they nonetheless hope that there will be one.
	This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.
	This user supports drug policy reform; knowing that prohibition is immoral, counterproductive, illiberal and doesn't work.
	This user supports the alter-globalisation movement.
	This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.
	WEB
	This user has an account on Discogs at SAMBOT2000xp!
	This user scrobbles their music on Last.fm as SAMBOT2000xp.
	This user keeps track of movies using Letterboxd.
	This user is a Local Guide on Google Maps. Their profile is profile name
	This user archives webpages like mad using the Wayback Machine!
	This user has a channel on YouTube.
IntS-5	Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!
	GENDER 7 ECT
	This user is a male contributor.
	This user has been on masculinizing HRT for 597 days.
	This user is agender.
	This user uses the personal pronouns; it, its
	MUSIC 7 SOUND
	This user loves to listen to public radio stations.
	This user likes listening to New Wave music.
	This user enjoys; post-punk.
	MEDIA
	This user reads DC Comics.
	This user is a cinephile.
	This mission is too important for this user to allow you to jeopardize it.
	This user likes Horror Movies.
ST4	OK, make nice. Give this user the ray gun.
	This user is a Trekkie.
KV	This user enjoys ; the works of ; Kurt Vonnegut.
	This user is anxiously waiting to get beamed up.
	This user misses his/her companion cube, but however realizes that it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to him/her.
	What fun is there in making sense?
DON'T PANIC	This user is a frood who really know where their towel is.
	THIS USER KNOWS ALL ANIMALS ARE CREATED EQUAL.^but some animals are more equal than others
	ANIMALS
This user firmly believes that puppy mill operators should spend some time with this guy.
	This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.
	This user knows Catspotting is a lifestyle.
	This user is horse crazy!
	MISC
	This user knows the Wikipede is the true mascot of Wikipedia.1
	This user is crazy. Feel free to whack them with a wet trout.
	This user wishes they had a boyfriend.
Long hair	This user believes that long hair is the way to go for men.
	This user fights the tyranny of paired socks.
	SILLY STUFF
	This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle.
	This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.
	This user is from Mars.
	This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

SAMBOT2000xp AKA "HAL" is an INSANE MANIAC that just so happens to enjoy Wikipedia.

DO NOT LET THIS ENTITY OUT.

(cue comic sans)

HAL is an average highschool student that just so happens to have internet access. Bad idea. He spends his time spreading information across the galaxy, and also being a huge nerd. It enjoys internet history and archival....which is kind of why it is here. The peer-to-peer web is his specialty! His political userboxes are AUTOMATICALLY COLLAPSED if you do not wish to see them. If you wish to know more about him, go ahead and look, but if you do not, keep away! HAL assures you that its edits are subjective.

"81: asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfjkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;jkl;™
82: We are the Borg™! Resistance is futile™!
802.1 Comply™ or be assimilated (made to look similar to an ass)" -quote from the wikipedia anti-rules.....hehestar trek.

ARTICLES 2 WORK ON

Sacred Heart Girls' College building, Oakleigh

Olympia Film Society

Lo!

Donut Wheel

Kadavumbhagam Ernakulam Synagogue

Ara Malikian

Acorn Community Farm

Shohada square project

ASSOCIATES

User:Diseasedleftkidney (We go to the same school and therefore share an IP most of the day.)

If they get banned please do not blame me. I have strongly discouraged their nefarious behavior.... I have talked to them and I have already determined that they will make a terrible wiki editor. But they are my friend so please take mercy on them. Also. They are not a porn-star.