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Mostly gone. Thanks for the education.

Self-descriptions are dull

So I delegate the job to you: '[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Martin's epidermis is constantly showing. In addition, his feet smell silly. That is all you must know of Martin.

Contact High

I try to be a 'real person' online nowadays, so here's my work address, for those who think that nothing beats a letter. There are prizes (£5 to your favourite charity) for anyone who sends something fun for me to open at work...

Martin Harper
Speech Machines House
Merebrook Business Park, Hanley Road
Malvern, WR13 6NP

Stars & Stresses

What's this? Some sort of star, it seems... Well, I see that people are giving them out to useful Wikipedians, but you don't seem to have one, and if anyone deserves a star for good deeds (keeping Wikipedia running smoothly and all that), you do, so here you go. -- Oliver P. 09:22, 11 Jan 2004 (UTC)

I award you this barnstar for saying exactly the right thing to a departing Wikipedian. UninvitedCompany 14:27, 23 May 2004 (UTC)

For inventing the barnstar, I hereby award you a barnstar. Keep inventing awards. NIRVANA2764 22:33, 27 April 2006 (UTC)

Legalisms

I agree to multi-license all my contributions to Wikipedia, with the exception of my user pages, and the additional exception of material that I have imported from elsewhere under the GFDL, as described below:

Multi-licensed with the Creative Commons Attribution Share-Alike License versions 1.0 and 2.0
I agree to multi-license my text contributions, unless otherwise stated, under Wikipedia's copyright terms and the Creative Commons Attribution Share-Alike license version 1.0 and version 2.0. Please be aware that other contributors might not do the same, so if you want to use my contributions under the Creative Commons terms, please check the CC dual-license and Multi-licensing guides.

IANAL

The original network location of this Document is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/user:MyRedDice

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 == Self-descriptions are dull ==
-''So I delegate the job to you: '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=User:MyRedDice&action=edit&section=1 edit mercilessly]'''''
+''So I delegate the job to you: '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Martin's [[epidermis]] is constantly showing. In addition, his feet smell silly. That is all you must know of Martin.
-I went for years on h2g2 thinking that Lucinda was merely abnormal… and then I see this picture! Mon dieu, what have you done to Jesus?! — Jordan
-Jesus Christ!  Is that a man or a woman?
-I've recently discovered that I love being the cause of controversy, It gives me the attention I crave! Lucinda X
-Martin may be <B>SEXY</B> and <B>loved</B>. His "inner you" is lighter and lighter as time goes by.
-If Martins getting lighter and lighter each day wont he eventually just float away? or does he use weights?
-"My, my, they DO have stiff upper lips!"
-As the picture amply demonstrates, you are actually,,,, an interior decorator in real life.
-''Martin'' is occasionally ''Lucinda'', even during the week.
-It has been claimed that Martin is actually the [[beer|illegitimate]] daughter of [[Mikhail Gorbachev]], but I don't believe [[Darth Vader|it]] for a moment!
-And neither do I. It's blindingly obvious that Martin is a mysterious shadowy figure with a motive as yet undetermined. And has anyone ever seen him and [[Prince Phillip]] in the same place?
-Martin is a [[Wikipedia:Quote|quotable]] [[mouth|source]] of [[truth|verifiable]] [[iff|verification]], [[persperation|perspicuous]] [[Benjamin Franklin|prospectuitousness]], and [[Stephen Hawking|nominal]] [[A simple proof that 22/7 exceeds pi|nominologism]].
-Martin is [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikipedians_by_favorite_color#Unimpressed unimpressed].
-Martin is an innovative [[frisbee]] thrower.
-Martin is a [http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Martin&type=1 troll].
-The Eldar control this place, or so their leaflet claims.
-''Martin'' had a pretty cool idea with this "''edit mercilessly''" thing.
-this Martin dude is cool!
-Martin has cool [[hair]].
-''(Oooh! Temptation! Why did I never click that link before?)'' Lucinda and Lauren would get along famously. Remind me to introduce her to you one night. Actually - scratch that. I refuse to let Miss Lauren Silverwolf out to play these days - I'm always left to tidy up afterwards. ''She's'' the one with the whip and the pvc basque, and a surprising tendency to write things to the [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/default.stm BBC online magazine]. (I suppose this should've been a message, but the temptation to type here is just too much...) Errrmmm... a description... Martin is even odder the deeper you get. Bless him. And he dresses funny.
-PVC?
-martin is peter pan
-*Martin is a [[Pimp|P.I.M.P]], he should be savoured like a natural resource
-Martin is a possible crack-cocaine dealer.
-I remember you from h2g2.
-Martin's [[epidermis]] is constantly showing. In addition, his feet smell silly. That is all you must know of Martin.
 == Contact High ==