New pages

Namespace:

Invert selection

Associated namespace

Tag filter:

Username:

Hide registered users | Hide bots | Show redirects

19:11, 27 February 2025 ‎Super Epic Pisspot Creek Hyperwar (hist | edit) ‎[5 bytes] ‎TheCheeseWizard (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'W.I.P') Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit Very short new article
19:36, 26 February 2025 ‎MLB Shidfest (hist | edit) ‎[21,398 bytes] ‎Alph Main (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'The Recruiter from Squid Games is a very handsome Asian gentleman. He did not die after shooting himself in the head, he was just placed on the 5 day IL. Now he has been tasked with convincing dummies across the MLB to play shid gamez. ==Big Meat Pete== Pete Alonso is a fat baseman for the New York Mest. He has earned the nickname "The BiPolar Bear" due to the sexual mood swings he experiences after eating cheeseburgers. Alonso was born in Tampa Bay, Flor...') Tag: Visual edit
14:07, 26 February 2025 ‎Dandy’s world (hist | edit) ‎[219 bytes] ‎204.184.178.1 (talk) (Play Dandy’s World) Tag: Very short new article
20:59, 25 February 2025 ‎Taylor Alison Swift (hist | edit) ‎[53,615 bytes] ‎Tranvit (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Construction}} Taylor ''Alison''<ref>sounds like an Allison, company whice was assembling aircraft engines until 1995.</ref> Swift (*December 13, 1989, Reading, Pennsylvania) is an American singer, songwriter, and a carefully orchestrated experiment in mass culture. She began her career in country music but quickly realized tha...') Tag: Visual edit
10:42, 25 February 2025 ‎Portal:Zoology/Intro (hist | edit) ‎[408 bytes] ‎DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'right|120px '''Zoology''' (not to be confused with ''zooology'' (the study of animal enclosures) or ''zoooology'' (the study of animal eggs)) is the study of animals themselves, and the determination of how they can best be exploited by humans and other extraterrestrial lifeforms. (''See more...'')<noinclude>Category:Portal intros</noinclude>') Tag: Disambiguation links
03:18, 25 February 2025 ‎Bukayo Saka (hist | edit) ‎[2,126 bytes] ‎ChuckRef1 (talk | contribs) (Bukayo Saka Page)
23:54, 24 February 2025 ‎Lawrencium (hist | edit) ‎[3,415 bytes] ‎Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Whoops|Law}} = Lawrencium = {{Quote|Is that, like, for the law or something?}}{{Quote|Hey, I got a Nobel Peace Prize for my bat fuck insane physics! Maybe I should make Nobel Prizium...|Ernest Lawrence}} {{Elementdata/New|above=Lu|below=/|left=Nobelium|right=/|Z=103|symbol=Lr|melts=On a frier|boils=On a stove|isotopes=Several|chi=When it gets sad|tableimage=Lr-TableImage.svg|name=Lawrencium|flavor=The judicial system...') Tag: Disambiguation links
16:57, 24 February 2025 ‎DPP (company) (hist | edit) ‎[43,899 bytes] ‎Tranvit (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Construction}} right|frameless The Prague Public Transit Company (Dopravní podnik hl. m. Prahy, a.s. – DPP) is the main operator of public transportation in the capital, successfully combining delays, service interruptions, and corruption scandals into a perfectly synchronized chaos. It operates the metro, trams, buses, and occasionally even a trolleybus—when it’s not stuck in the depot due...') Tag: Visual edit
13:32, 24 February 2025 ‎Portal:Portals/Further Reading (hist | edit) ‎[560 bytes] ‎DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (←Created page with ' {{flatlist| *Portals *Uncyclopedia *Uncyclopedia in-jokes }} '''Featured articles''' {{flatlist|{{#dpl: |category=Uncyclopedia |category=Featured |notnamespace=User |notnamespace=File |notnamespace=Category |notnamespace=UnNews |suppresserrors=true |format=,\n* %PAGE%, |randomcount=3 }}}}}}<noinclude> Category:Portal lists...')
13:24, 24 February 2025 ‎Portal:Portals/DIY (hist | edit) ‎[1,231 bytes] ‎DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (original code by User:RealDonaldTrump)
13:11, 24 February 2025 ‎Portal:Portals/Intro (hist | edit) ‎[771 bytes] ‎DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '120px A '''portal''' is an introductory page for a given topic. It points out good articles on a topic, allowing non-featured material to be highlighted in some form. Portals also help editors find related projects and things they can do to help improve Uncyclopedia. Portals are the best way to start exploring Uncyclopedia. Or, they ''would'' be, if it wasn't for the fact that most people...')
13:04, 24 February 2025 ‎Iridium (hist | edit) ‎[3,204 bytes] ‎168.11.96.2 (talk) (I made the article) Tag: Visual edit
16:18, 23 February 2025 ‎Ant & Dec's Limitless Win (hist | edit) ‎[3,266 bytes] ‎Sweetiejsmile (talk | contribs) (←Created page with ''''Ant & Dec's Limitless Win''' is a itv show that make people who join can win unlimited money. Every questions' answer is a number and players will move up by the number that they answer. If player go under the exact answer, they will lose some of the number of "life", depend on the difference between it and the exact answer. If player go over the exact answer, even by one (!!), or are under the exact answer by more number of "life" they had left, game o...') Tag: Visual edit
00:32, 23 February 2025 ‎Zeitpyramide/Full version (hist | edit) ‎[3,253 bytes] ‎Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'thumb|Not much progress has been done. Every 10 years, this image will have to be updated for the new block. As of writing, a new block will be added to this image in 2033. <big><big>'''''This is the full version of the article, once finished.'''''</big></big> The '''Zeitpyramide''' is a physical construction-based piece of art located in the microscopic town of Wemding, Bavaria, Germany. Honestly, I'd prefer ...')
04:02, 22 February 2025 ‎Agglutination (hist | edit) ‎[3,233 bytes] ‎OPOSSUM (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Whoops|Gibberish}} '''Agglutination''' is a linguistic concept that Bat-Fuck-Insane-er-ishifies languages and ultramegaestizes words, wordoids, quasi-wordoids, and other antiunconfusing multiletterishlyisms. "Undisagglutinatingivishly languages" semi-oftenishly overlengthyify their megalowordlets ultra-unusefully. Agglutination was wordlyified by gigahypernerd Wilhelm von Humboldt in sub/post/quasi-1700-ishness. Agglutination's quasi-...')
22:48, 21 February 2025 ‎Portal:Religion/Intro (hist | edit) ‎[1,161 bytes] ‎RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'thumb|100px|He knows what you did last thursday '''Religion''' generally involves the following or worship of a creed or deity in which one has optimistically attributed supernatural powers. "True Believers" are often labeled as schizophrenics or having some other neurological disorders in certain scientific-minded and rational cir...')
22:39, 21 February 2025 ‎Zeitpyramide (hist | edit) ‎[2,368 bytes] ‎Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'The '''Zeitpyramide''' is a work of art being created one block every decade. In German, it translates to "Time Pyramid". However, I cannot simply add a word every decade, or else this page will be finished in the year 5000 AD. Every day, at approximately whenever I feel like it, a word will be placed down by the creator of this page. And only me. Only me. Only '''''me...''''' Images will be added, caption-less, however, captions will be added...') Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
20:10, 21 February 2025 ‎Crovolia (hist | edit) ‎[3,269 bytes] ‎Anglocelt (talk | contribs) (←Created page with ':''Not to be confused with Polia, Norwich, Asarith, Dale, Dallas, West Jaromia, Krovaria, Krovlestine (???), Crovolis, Crab, Crackhead, Crust, Crank, Cankles, Custodian, and sometimes Croatia'' {{Infobox Country| |native_name = Crovolia |conventional_long_name = <s>First Republic</s>- <s>Second Republic</s>- <s>People's Republic</s>- <s>Kingdom</s>- <s>Empire</s> Clusterfuck of Crovolia |common_name = |national_motto = "A lion does not concern himself w...') Tag: Visual edit: Switched
19:30, 21 February 2025 ‎Bleach (Substance) (hist | edit) ‎[1,516 bytes] ‎168.11.96.2 (talk) (I dunno I hope this is ok) Tag: Visual edit
03:07, 21 February 2025 ‎Imperial units (hist | edit) ‎[4,178 bytes] ‎Ignorant person (talk | contribs) (top section) Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit Visual edit Very short new article
17:37, 20 February 2025 ‎Actinides (hist | edit) ‎[386 bytes] ‎66.222.41.185 (talk) (←Created page with 'Actinides are a group of several radioactive elements. This is a list compiled of these. == The List Itself == * Actinium * Thorium * Protactinium * Uranium * Plutonium * Americium * Curium * Berkelium * Californium * Einsteinium * Fermium * Mendelevium * Nobelium * Lawrencium If this is to be turned into a disambiguation page, go ahead.') Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
17:31, 20 February 2025 ‎Lanthanides (hist | edit) ‎[321 bytes] ‎66.222.41.185 (talk) (←Created page with 'Lanthanides are a group of several elements. This is a list of these. == The List Itself == * Lanthanum * Cerium * Neodymium * Pentium * Samarium * Europium * Gadolinium * Terbium * Dysprosium * Holmium * Erbium * Thulium * Ytterbium * Lutetium That's literally it. If someone wants this to turn into a disambiguation page, sure. Go ahead.') Tag: Visual edit
13:19, 20 February 2025 ‎Iodine (hist | edit) ‎[3,019 bytes] ‎168.11.96.2 (talk) (I'm hoping these templates are even working, but basically I made this.) Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
08:35, 20 February 2025 ‎Portal:Politics/Further Reading (hist | edit) ‎[2,600 bytes] ‎RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Simple navbox |title = Portal Categories |bodystyle = border:0; background: none |bodyclass = hlist |headerstyle = background-color: #e5e5b3; font-family:'Linux Libertine','Georgia','Times',serif; font-weight:normal |group1 = Political Categories |list1 = *Category:Government *Category:Ineffective Left Wing Propaganda *Category:Ineffective Right Wing Propaganda *Category:Political controversies *:Category:...')
14:31, 19 February 2025 ‎ULTRAKILL (hist | edit) ‎[13,973 bytes] ‎168.11.96.2 (talk) (I think I made it a redirect.) Tags: Visual edit Very short new article
14:26, 19 February 2025 ‎Kakistocracy (hist | edit) ‎[2,108 bytes] ‎168.11.96.2 (talk) (Created the whole thing since I noticed you didn't have one.) Tag: Visual edit
03:00, 19 February 2025 ‎Keir Starmer (hist | edit) ‎[12,403 bytes] ‎Mr. George (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{British}} {{Infobox officeholder |name = Keir Starmer |image = KeirStarmy.png |caption = "Never Here" Keir, pictured concurrently considering every possible opinion, but waiting for the focus group results first. |office = Prone Middler of the United Kingdom |term_start = 5 July 2024 |term_end = |predecessor = Rishi "Infant-ry" Sunak |successor = |state1 = United Kingdom |birth_name = Keir...') Tag: Disambiguation links
19:28, 18 February 2025 ‎Jurickson Profar (hist | edit) ‎[16,155 bytes] ‎Alph Main (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'Jurickson BARTHOLEMUE HENRY ALLEN Profar is a Curacaoan baseball shitter in MLB. He has played for the Texas Racists, Oakland Asses, Coronado Rockshitters, and San Diego Daddies. He is currently an Atlanta Boobie. ==Early Life== Profar was born in WillemDaFoe, a small island in the middle of fucking nowhere. From a very young age, Profar was taught to not give up his seat for pregnant women. This led him to becoming one of the most hyped kidz in the world,...') Tag: Visual edit
17:14, 18 February 2025 ‎Markov text generator (hist | edit) ‎[4,759 bytes] ‎Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '<div class="boilerplate metadata" id="stub"> ''This page has been markov'd by Hay Kranen's markov text generator. Loss of brain cells is guaranteed.''<table cellpadding="5" cellspacing="5" style="margin:auto; text-align:center; background-color:#dff1e6; color:#790707; border-top:2px solid red; border-bottom:2px solid green; border-right:2px solid red; border-left:2px solid green;"> <tr> <td>left|120px|>f. X.amo!!</td> <td...')
23:58, 17 February 2025 ‎Alan MacMasters (hist | edit) ‎[2,872 bytes] ‎DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) (creating a new article based on a video I saw today... let's hope I remember to keep building on it)
11:36, 16 February 2025 ‎Minecraft mobs (hist | edit) ‎[6,743 bytes] ‎MyceliumMan (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'This article is about the creatures jumpscaring you in the popular video game Minecraft. Minecraft has an overpopulation of these creatures and so I thought it was best to make their very own article for them as otherwise the Minecraft would be 90% about the mobs and 10% about the rest of the blocky bullshit. Like seriously, trees don't just float like that. '''Farm animals''' Farm animals in Minecraft are everywhere they shouldn't be. Forests, ju...')
05:12, 16 February 2025 ‎Portal:People/List (hist | edit) ‎[1,903 bytes] ‎RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Simple navbox|collapse = no|headerstyle = background:none; border:none;|bodystyle = background:none; border:none; font-size:inherit|bodyclass = hlist |title = |group1 = Subcategories |list1 = *Category:People by age *Category:People by appearance *Category:People by association *Category:People by behavior *Category:People by ethnicity *Category:People by gender *Category:People by occupation *:Category:People b...')
07:36, 15 February 2025 ‎Doppelgänger (hist | edit) ‎[3,341 bytes] ‎191.101.217.30 (talk) (←Created page with '{{Snow}} {{#css: body { background-color: #020202 !important; } #footer-icons, #mw-panel, #simpleSearch, #footer, #mw-head, #mw-page-base, #catlinks, #firstHeading,...')
00:43, 15 February 2025 ‎Ultimate fate of the universe (hist | edit) ‎[167 bytes] ‎Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (i know i've been saying "controversial articles that i've made" alot, but this is ACTUALLY just a blank page, with a one-liner, with css that makes it look like nothing, with a wikipedia template) Tag: Visual edit: Switched
12:19, 14 February 2025 ‎Express "Taylor Swift" (hist | edit) ‎[32,077 bytes] ‎Tranvit (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Construction}} The Taylor Swift Train is a special express service by Czech Railways, created as a response to Taylor Swift’s concert in the Czech Republic, specifically designed for Swifties. When it became clear that Central Europe was about to experience one of the largest musical invasions in history in 2026, Czech Railways couldn’t just stand by idly. The mass exodus of Swifties demanded action. And so, in meeting rooms where decisions usually...') Tag: Visual edit
06:20, 14 February 2025 ‎Portal:History/Further Reading (hist | edit) ‎[2,186 bytes] ‎RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Simple navbox |title = Portal Categories |bodystyle = border:0; background: none; margin:0; |headerstyle = background-color:#f7f7bb; color:#333; font-family:'Linux Libertine','Georgia','Times',serif; font-weight:normal; |collapse = no |bodyclass = hlist |list = *Archaeology *Featured History *Fields of History *Historical Eras *:Category:His...')
05:06, 14 February 2025 ‎Portal:Business/Further Reading (hist | edit) ‎[910 bytes] ‎RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with ''''Portal categories'''{{flatlist| *Accounting *Advertising *Business *Capitalism *Communism *Depressions *Economy *Expensive *Liberalism *Libertarianism *Poverty *:Category:Socialism|Soci...')
16:23, 13 February 2025 ‎Portal:Culinary/Further Reading (hist | edit) ‎[8,236 bytes] ‎RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Simple navbox |title = A compendium of food-related links for your perusal |list = {{Simple navbox |title = Pork-related items |group1 = Pigs |list1 = Last Little Pig {{·}} Miss Piggy {{·}} Piggy Bank {{·}} Police officer (''Australian'') {{·}} Spider Pig {{·}} Wild boars |group2 = Bacon |list2 = Bacon fat {{·}} Bacon Shrub {{·}} Ch...')
12:21, 13 February 2025 ‎Telegram (software) (hist | edit) ‎[4,384 bytes] ‎67.209.128.145 (talk) (←Created page with ' thumb|Pavel Durov got so rich from developing Telegram that he even invented the paper plane! {{Wikipedia|Telegram (software)|Telegram}} <s>'''Telegram''' is the messenger that every single of its users cry and brag about how superior it is to other messengers. 99.9% of all Te...')
21:19, 12 February 2025 ‎Dissolution of the Soviet Union (hist | edit) ‎[8,893 bytes] ‎Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (another one of my controversial creations) Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links
18:57, 12 February 2025 ‎Portal:Art/Intro (hist | edit) ‎[1,026 bytes] ‎RealDonaldTrump (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'thumb|right|100px|The word art may come from the [[German|Germanic word ''arsch'', which, loosely translated, might mean "sexy ginger person."]] '''Art''' might be the expression of amazing talent and possibly not stupidity or lack of imagination. Art may be generally considered purely a middle/upper class pursuit. However, some examples may have practical applications, meani...') Tag: Disambiguation links
16:39, 11 February 2025 ‎Taylor Swift's tour in Czech Republic (hist | edit) ‎[38,434 bytes] ‎Tranvit (talk | contribs) (I wrote this shit whole day. Anyway, I do not know, which categories fits) Tag: Visual edit
15:58, 11 February 2025 ‎Warcrimes commited by the US (hist | edit) ‎[465 bytes] ‎MyArteryIsInPain,PleaseHelp (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '== War crimes by the United States of America == No human rights violation or war crime has ever been committed by the United States of America, and anybody is says that a war crime has been committed by the US will be gunned down like the dirty communist they are, if you do say that the U.S has committed a war crime and possess any intelligence by a terrorist group or enemy of the U.S you will be sent to Guantánamo Bay, where you will have a stern talking...')
17:13, 10 February 2025 ‎EuroCity (hist | edit) ‎[19,662 bytes] ‎Tranvit (talk | contribs) (Continuation to ČD) Tag: Visual edit
12:13, 10 February 2025 ‎České dráhy (hist | edit) ‎[32,736 bytes] ‎Tranvit (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'thumb|shit........... Under the acronym ČD hides an entity known as Czech Railways (České Dráhy), though to the suffering souls of Bohemia, Moravistan, and Slizzakia, its true meaning is well understood: "Continue Delaying", "Cursed Disaster", or simply "Chronically Dysfunctional." Czech Railways operates on a quantum level, where schedules are mere suggestions and time itself ceases to exist. This is why all delays ar...') Tag: Visual edit originally created as "ČD"
00:33, 9 February 2025 ‎Bakery (hist | edit) ‎[4,231 bytes] ‎Somebetterusername (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'right|thumb|400px|Bet your fat ass wants this immediately, don't you? {{Wikipedia|text = For those ''without'' sugar-toothed tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakery bakeries.]}} A '''bakery''' is an establishment in which non-Italian chefs produce and sell flour-based baked goods made in an oven such as bread, Cookie|cookie...')
20:06, 8 February 2025 ‎User:Theultimategergdown/The Second Canadian-American War (hist | edit) ‎[8,388 bytes] ‎Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with '{{Whoops|Freedom}}{{Ambox|type = delete |image = 50px |text = '''This article documents a current event.''' Well, it might. This article is complete bonkers, so nobody knows what's going on. Misinformation may change rapidly. Use frequent updates to ensure that it remains as uninformed and unhelpful as possible. '''Now, scram!''' }}{{Quote|Every sixty seconds, an America...') Tags: Visual edit Disambiguation links originally created as "The Second Canadian-American War"
01:26, 8 February 2025 ‎Musical notation (hist | edit) ‎[3,583 bytes] ‎Theultimategergdown (talk | contribs) (←Created page with 'Alright you stupid children, today in this class, you're going to learn about '''Music notation''', and there's nothing you can say about it, you chocolate eating babies. Sit down, sit down, sit d—'''SARAH! ''Don't you dare put your fat ass on that table!''''' ''sigh...'' children these days. Am I right, Mrs. Tiffany? What? You're saying that I'm being too aggressive? ''Do '''you''' know who I am?'' Anyway, '''musical notation''' is the mother lang...') Tag: Visual edit
20:42, 7 February 2025 ‎Neil Kinnock Ruins A Game of Mario Kart: Double Dash (hist | edit) ‎[2,540 bytes] ‎Noopnurf (talk | contribs) (Created a funny.) Tag: Visual edit
18:42, 6 February 2025 ‎Why?:The Government will ban Uncylopedia (hist | edit) ‎[2,614 bytes] ‎168.11.96.2 (talk) (made the article, its just predicting that we'll get banned by the US gov't) Tags: Visual edit Possible spam originally created as "Why?The Government will ban Uncylopedia"

New pages

Navigation menu

Search