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== '''Pink socks and turtles that are green make me think of a time when boys weren't mean''' ==
'''As I lay dying of some unknown illness that had stricken me down in my youth I sit and wonder if this was all worth it. Children play and folic in the yard. I can hear them laugh time to time. I am forced to sit in the cool shade and wait for death while sipping cool lemonade. With my lemonade I am simply biding my time. Yes, child. It was the summer after the war when the earth was clean and pure again. The world seemed to be purged anew. The milkman did his deliveries in his sort of usual way and I waited. '''
 
== '''Tofu is delicious and it's not ever vicious since you are not eating fishes!''' ==
'''And so I was climbing slowly up the stairs step my step. Inch by inch. I must admit that I was very frightened. I turned to Marta and asked her if she and the baby were alright. She said, with her face place and eyes wide in fright "Oh John, I am ever so scared." That's when I knew that we had to press on. We had to find out way through this and end this beings savage existence. There was a queer flickering candle at the end of the hall that beckoned me nearer as if it's welcoming and eerie glow set me in some trance. Marta then screamed and when I turned about, she was gone.'''
 
== '''Peanuts are fun and educational!''' ==
''' "Josephina! Josephina! The your birthday celebration has begun!" but Josephina was nowhere to be found. her mother checked her bedroom and the usual places. Her mothers heart began to fill with fear and dread until she saw Josephina out in the garden planting seeds. "Josephina," asked her mother, "what are you doing?" Josephina looked up at her mother with tears in her eyes and said "Mama I am planting peanuts because I know you and papa cannot afford an elephant!" '''
 
== '''Jam tomorrow, Jam yesterday, but never Jam today!''' ==
''' It was one of those towns, you know the type: slightly dingy and dirty. The dust seems to blow into stores on a nonexistent wind. It was in this kind of town that I met her long ago. Greta was her name. I found her in one of that town's dingy bars on the east side in the late morning in the summer of 1944. When I first saw her she was hunched over the bar with a shot glass in hand demanding another drink in a drunken sort of voice. She had dark black curly hair that was unkept and showed it from what I assumed was from a night of drinking. The top few buttons on her dress were undone and she teased men coyly when they looked at her. Her lipstick was smeared all over her face and her eyes had a sparkle of blue. After being denied what I only can assume was her 10th. shot, she got up on the little musicians stage and started singing into the microphone. Could that dame sing. It was then I knew that a star was born. '''