Boat humor

Boats are excellent for a fun time on the water or transportation. Next time you see or ride one, remember funny boat puns for a good laugh. Few things can beat sailing or boating on a sunny day.

We've pushed the boat out to bring you these oar-some sailor jokes and puns that are sure to make waves! Don't worry - they're all above board! Read more now ...

Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says “John what are you so happy for?” “Well Dave,

So there is a Priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist in a boat fishing. The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and grabs his lures before walking back to the boat. The atheist was astounded, but before he...

This collection of boat captions for Instagram along with selected quotes will really… float your boat!

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here. "He says, "I won i... #funny #joke #story

You won't believe these redneck fishing boat names that I have seen whilst out on the water. I've included a few photos as well of the best funny names!

While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To his amazement, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard...

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here.” He says, “I won it and I’m a gonna keep it.” His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where...