Clean funny jokes

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, ‘What’s with the money in the jar?’ ‘Well... you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.’ The man certainly isn’t going to pass this...

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about thatI'm looking for my wife, and... #funny #joke #story

“They’re not very smart, but they’re nice, and I’m not sure whether to let them in or not.” God says, “Well we do have standards here. Ask them some simple questions, if they get them right, let them in.” Peter greets the men and asks the first guy, “Tell me what’s Christmas for?” The...

Dad joke about Monday being the worst day.

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officerwho was also a blonde.The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. #funny, #joke, #humor

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor