Catalog Living

As the fall holidays officially transition to winter ones, Gary and Elaine’s gourds are ceremoniously shown the door to wait for their Lyft.

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I…I don’t know what happened. Last thing I saw was Elaine locking herself in her craft room with our entire gourd collection, a giant clam shell, a bag marked “nature stuff,” and two bottles of wine.

Elaine, we closed the windows before we left for your mother’s house, right?

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This looks charming, Gary, but for the record I asked you to put the LEAF in the TABLE…

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Listen Elaine, one of these is full of candy, and I’m going to keep hitting all of them with a bat until I find the right one. 

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