Teacher jokes

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she said. A little girl raised her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some children’s stories could become, asked the little girl to describe the incident. “Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard...

Teachers play an essential role in a student’s development. There are also many funny moments. Read relatable teacher jokes for a laugh.

20 Best Teacher And Student Jokes

There's nothing like breaking the ice in your classroom than a good, old-fashioned, corny teacher joke! Now you can stock up with this awesome list.

“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” Mrs...

Joke about teachers and the stress they go through when school re-opens.

Son: "I found a best friend!" Me: "That's great, what's his name?" Son: "I don't know."

Back in those days when corporal punishment was permitted to teachers, a minor teacher named Miss Bings complained to one of her superiors, Miss Manners, that she had spanked one particular boy, Th.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Get ready to laugh with clever school puns that will bring a smile to your face. Perfect for teachers, students, and parents looking to add some humor to the school day. #SchoolPuns #EducationHumor #ClassroomFun