Xmas Present Xchange 2009

Its Christmas ! Its present time ! I bought a bottle of red vine for Xmas present exchange and I got a tea pot :(

爱可统领天下 。 信者得愛

當你多麼多麼仇視著世界 . 這一切　節奏太　 快到個性被分解 . (you gotta stand in line) . 種種天災令大地像洩氣車胎 . 氧氣要購買　快滅絕美好生態 . ＊別怨新聞這麼假　(那需挑剔)天色這麼差 . 　相信愛可統領天下 . (put ‘em up put ‘em up) . 別怪煙花這麼花　(每一點愛)可修補傷疤 . 　將那黑色世代轉化 . 機關槍　坦克車　狂亂地跳舞 . 戰爭裡　世界痛了　信仰那會被打倒 . (it’s time you live it up) . 空中花園傲慢極沒法夠天高 . 慾念是甚麼 信念就是我的禱告　. 無論寸步難行　仍舊張開雙眼 . 用你心感應天父衪 . 有愛武器會軟化　掌握手中的十架. 盡力量感染着世人吧 . 睇唔見嘅士兵　聽唔見嘅叫聲 . 遮唔住嘅眼睛　等唔見嘅救星
究竟聖經已指引一條點樣嘅路 . 諗唔到點解仲無人知道點樣去做 . 你睇到毀滅定睇到創造 . 肯跪低嘅話會睇到一條光明嘅路 . 真理生命就有最美好引渡 . 信望愛取決咗你嘅下一步

沒那麼簡單

没那麼简单就能找到聊得来的伴 . 尤其是在看过了那麼多的背叛 . 总是不安只好强悍 . 谁谋杀了我的浪漫 . 没那麼简单就能去爱别的全不看 . 变得实际也许好也许坏各一半 . 不爱孤单一久也习惯 . 不用担心谁也不用被谁管 . 感觉快乐就忙东忙西 . 感觉累了就放空自己 . 别人说的话随便听一听自己作决定 . 不想拥有太多情绪 . 一杯红酒配电影 . 在周末晚上关上了手机舒服窝在沙发裡 . 相爱没有那麼容易每个人有他的脾气 . 过了爱作梦的年纪轰轰烈烈不如平静 . 幸福没有那麼容易才会特别让人著迷 . 什麼都不懂的年纪 . 曾经最掏心所以最开心曾经 . 没那麼简单就能去爱别的全不看 . 变得实际也许好也许坏各一半 . 不爱孤单一久也习惯 . 不用担心谁也不用被谁管 . 感觉快乐就忙东忙西 . 感觉累了就放空自己 . 别人说的话随便听一听自己作决定 . 不想拥有太多情绪 . 想念最伤心但却最动心的记忆

I Jump Into Deep Shit !

I basically lost all the contacts with old school friends. But now and then, still bump into one or two in the city. Most of them are linked in facebook. When asked to get in the loop, I normally give an excuse for not having a facebook account. I am not keen and not ready to get into their circle of life...At our age, they mostly if not all have their own family.

Boringly I have rest at home for almost a week and my wound is largely healed. As I have finished 2 HK series, so today going to be a boring day for me again. I click in facebook and sign up a second account with my old hotmail account. Immediately there are 3 requests for friend add. but none of them I know from the picture they put on. After a few search, I finally locate my old U cute buddy. But but.. I was shocked as he is now looking so like Dr. Khor Soo Koon ?! As I click more, I find many of them in the friends list... most of them I hardly remember their names, most of them holding a baby in their thumbnails.

Its all about family topics... what the hell am I doing? Jump into this deep shit! I can almost imagine tons of question darting towards me... "aiyo why still single ler??

*＊*＊*＊*

Gosh... the connection web is linked up super fast. I am connected again with all mommies and daddies , scary !! Damn. Deep shit.

大難不死

車
禍
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Crash . . .

爆笑詐騙電話

一定要講得比歹徒還毒的話 讓他無法接招


昨天接到一個不認識的電話，不像本土口音，上來就直呼我的名字！

「王總！」
「你是誰呀？」
「你的老朋友啊」
「誰呀？」
「台東的老朋友啦，連我的聲音你都聽不出來了？」

「你是？」
「哎呀，王總你貴人多忘事啊」

我是真的被問住了，想不起來這個聲音，又寒暄了半天，對方就是不說自己的名字，最後我不耐煩了，「你不說就算了」我就把電話掛了。後來想想有點不對勁，可能是騙子，如果我把對方的聲音認做某個老朋友，對方就會想辦法講故事騙錢了。我就按照剛才顯示的號碼把電話撥回去了。我說：「你是台東的張XX吧」

「對呀對呀對呀，看看，我說你貴人多忘事，連我的聲音都聽不出來了。」「對不起啊，XX，我還以為誰和我開玩笑吶」
「王總啊，我準備去台北出差，順便請你吃飯……」

我問：「XX，你母親的癌症怎麼樣了」
對方呆了一下：「喔……還是老樣子」
「唉，得了這病也沒辦法。你爸車禍的案子結了嗎？」

「喔……差不多了」
「行啊，人都走了，賠不賠的也別太在意了~」

「嗯...」
我又問：「強姦你老婆的流氓逮到了沒啊？」

「逮到了，逮到了」
我又問「你兒子沒屁眼的手術做了沒啊？」
……
對方沈默了10秒種，沒說出話來，把電話掛了...



1....多讀書啦 ....

有個孩子叫志昶（唸場），媽媽突然接到手機，
對方哭得很悽慘：「媽，我是志"永"啊，我被打了，快救我啊……」
媽媽很鎮定地回答：「不要怕，那個字唸"場" ，乖喔……」
詐騙歹徒：「……」（立刻掛電話）
據說這是真人真事，報紙上刊過。



2.. 個人經驗
手機響了：「ＸＸＸ先生，根據資料顯示，三分鐘前，
你剛剛在燦坤用ＸＸ現金卡刷了一筆兩萬六千元的款項，
請問有這回事嗎？」
「有啊！那是我刷的。」
「啊……您剛剛在燦坤用ＸＸ現金卡刷了一筆兩萬六千元的款項……」
「是啊，那是我刷的」
「這……你……真的刷的嗎？」
「對。」
「那你……你可不可以和我對一下帳戶和密碼？」
「好。」（一陣死寂）
「先生，請您和我對一下帳戶和密碼。」
「幹！你不唸我怎樣核對啊？」
「你……請你唸一下帳戶和……」（火速掛掉）



3.. 網路真人真事
「嗚哇嗚嗚嗚.. (小孩哭聲)」
歹徒：「你家的小孩在我手上，快匯二十萬到...」
「我就是我家的小孩 =_= 」剛變聲小六生的無奈

4. 我 : 你好, 我剛剛收到簡訊說我在新光三越消費
歹徒 : 給我你的刷卡編號
我 : (簡訊裡有) 66723
歹徒 : 小姐請問貴姓
我 : 林
歹徒 : 全名是
我 : 志氣的志，玲瓏的玲(忍住笑，好想笑喔)
歹徒 : ..........(遲疑)
林...志玲小姐，剛剛有人在台中新光三越
將您的花旗信用卡開卡後，盜刷16800元喔
我 : 是嗎，錯了吧
歹徒 : 錯了?!
你趕快到提款機去更改密碼，否則會被盜領帳戶喔
我 : 不是不是，卡是我刷的，我刷了16萬喔，不是1萬6
歹徒 : .........你剛剛在新光三越
我 : 我現在還在新光三越
歹徒 : 可是警察說你被盜刷喔
我 : 好吧，被你抓到了，我是林志玲的妹妹，我盜刷了我姐的卡，
我準備要去自首
歹徒 : .........嗯 (押住電話，小聲跟旁人說，過來一下，她
盜刷別人的卡ㄟ)
另一歹徒 :小姐，你的行為是犯法的，不過我們可以幫你脫罪
我 : 感謝，怎麼脫罪
歹徒 : 林 小姐，方便告訴我你全名嗎，我幫你查查資料，或許還沒入帳
我 : 雙木林，姥姥的姥，牡丹花的牡，我是林姥牡(台语"你老母"）啦~
歹徒 : ...(掛電話)

Year End Sales Listing !!

# 10 – 12 December 2009 : F.O.S 10th Anniversary Stock Clearance
# 3 – 6 December 2009 : Giordano Warehouse Sale
# 3 – 6 December 2009 : Kanebo and Kate Clearance Sale
# 17 – 20 December 2009 : Bagman Warehouse Sale
# 4 – 6 December 2009 : PIKOM PC Fair 2009
# 2 – 7 December 2009 : MST Golf Warehouse Sale
# From 2 December 2009 onwards : Lorenzo Year End Sale
# 26 November 2009 – 3 January 2010 : Glad Tidings at The Gardens
# 27 November – 27 December 2009 : Bedazzled Christmas at The Curve
# 4 – 13 December 2009 : FJ Benjamin End of Season Clearance
# 5 – 6 December 2009 : L'Oreal Warehouse Sale-Klang
# 2 December 2009 : Giorgio Armani Cosmetics Friends & Family Sale
# 2, 4 – 6 December 2009 : Vichy Friends & Family Christmas Sale
# 1 – 6 December 2009 : Sony Clearance Sale
# 4 – 6 December 2009 : JVC Warehouse Sale
# 4 – 6 December 2009 : Scholastic Book Fair
# 4 – 6 December 2009 : Katrin BJ Warehouse Sale
# 5 – 6 December 2009 : Mobile Phones Warehouse Sale
# 1 – 6 December 2009 : Aquatic Fitness and Sports Warehouse Sale
# 2 – 6 December 2009 : Branded Toys Warehouse Promotion
# 11 – 13 December 2009 : Pay Less Books Warehouse Sale
# From 27 November 2009 onwards : Levi's Trade In Your Old Jeans
# From 30 November 2009 onwards: Gap Sale

生日快樂耶老爸

要是聽話的就不叫人類了

千叮万囑， 交待世人紀念祂的死

世人偏偏慶祝祂的生

而且每年越搞越盛大

又改劇情， 又加第二男主角

委屈你了耶老爸， 可爽了我們大家

聖誕節是我最期待的節日， 12月是快樂得季節

Not sure if all Christians know what Christmas is all about

The disciples were clearly told to remember HIS death

But we people like to do thing not accordingly, here we celebrate HIS birth

He created Adam for us, so we create Santa for HIM

Though NOT accordingly, Christmas always my favorite season of a year

Be joyful, people.
Be good and Thankful.

＊＊Merry Christmas !!＊＊　

Ikea Home Planner

Designing kitchen

Designing wardrobe

RM 8,493.90 !
Ikea Home Planner is cool. Fun to be interior designer. Mind you though, Ikea is not cheap at all. I think their design is highly overpriced...

Decent

"Decent" most of the time I being described by. Guess Its by look that I am sending out the decent signal cos some hardly know me personally.

I wonder how will decent guy look like after adding a tattoo and earling? I have been considering...

My Shoulder Why You So Weak ?

What a bad day...
After a week crazy work load, I thought at least I could rest and enjoy for the coming holidays + weekend.

Excitedly, after work, I went to gym. Finally met up with Mandy, the GM of the club. We kinda fight a lil over the email but then we had a good chat for this meet up and I finally decided to upgrade to Platinum Membership...

Shoulder surely my weaker part. After few lifting, I felt a pinch of pain on my right hand shoulder but bearable. So I continue to lift even more heavier... Damn I think I have sprained my shoulder a lil. So, I stopped, resting and reading at lounge. Then pain grew... it was not just a little, I really sprained my shoulder! Even the receptionist sense something wrong with me as I start walking like a Zombie...
Taking her advise, I went to clinic. Had a good chat with the doctor. She sprained her shoulder too the day before her examination in England. She kept telling me not to panic and I will be fine in a few days.

I wonder if this gonna be a few days matter... I cant and didnt sleep the whole night. The pain grew even afer pill, cream and plaster.

Haiz... I hit my head getting in the car as i can't realy bow. No driving, then what to do with a sprained shoulder?

活在當下， 做人也不過如此。

林憶蓮~

春夢

又是一個有頭沒尾的春夢， 唉。。。

Friend . Book . Secret

Received an sms in the middle of the night. His book is releasing on 18-Nov-09 sold only in America. I doubted it when he mentioned to me last month yet I am not totally surprise as he is one of the two person I met who is truely not only clever but is also a gifted one. How gifted? Let's see what sort of secret he has found out and put in the book! Gosh how long I have not been buying any book let alone reading a book...

Just checked out the preview of the book... emm... not really a topic of my interest but gosh.. this guy is a genius if the book is true on what it claims ! Its about winning gamble.

$$ + : )

RM5616 ! Woo so expensive ler... I am going to miss this coming investment workshop, spent too much money this year... will join next year and grab the early bird offer !

*
Maxk is not allowed to go on any holiday trip anymore for at least 6 months down the road. Got to save $$ for house renovation.

*

Company survey "Willingness to be post overseas" long term or on project basis:
Answer : Yes ! depending on location and offer $$

*

Why cant you just smiiiile a lil Maxk... sigh, he must have thought you are damn lansi ! Haiya...

Free Movie Tickets VS Buy 1 Free 1

Hong Leong MTV What’s special? Just spend RM50 and above in a single receipt and you can redeem 1 FREE movie ticket at any Cathay Cineplexes nationwide. Say 1 Cathay movie ticket is RM10, then you have already gained 25% cash rebate!!

Smart Finance Tips

If you are buying anything which cost you total RM400. Then request the cashier to split it out to 4 transactions, which means that you have 4xRM100 receipts. Then you can get 8 free movie tickets. Make sure that you follow my method because over RM100…RM200…RM400 in a single receipt is entitled for you to redeem 2 tickets only.

VS

If you’re Citibank Clear Card members, then it is great news for you. This is because you can enjoy buy 1 free 1 Cathay movie ticket and pay for your popcorn combo for just RM2 now. For the previous Cathay Cinema promotion, the Citibank Clear cardholder can enjoy RM6 per ticket and popcorn combo for just RM2. This latest promotion seems like bring much more benefits to movie lover. It means when we buy 1 ticket, Citibank will give us another 1 free ticket.

Terms & Conditions

* This promotion is valid till December 31, 2010.
* Available everyday for all movies but just for normal seats only.
* Each card member is entitled up to 2 movie tickets and 2 popcorn combos per day.
* Popcorn combo only valid with the purchase of movie ticket
* Movie tickets are on first come first serve basis at 1000 per week nationwide.

昨夜星辰 Yesterday Stars

這是爸爸教的第一首歌。他邊彈邊唱，才知道原來他會彈琴， 但也好像只聼過他彈這首。

He was playing keyboard and singing, that's the only song dad taught me. I gave up piano lesson because it hurt my finger but I Guess limited music talent was the true reason. I always wanted to continue the lesson, but again I gave up easily. The learning process is too boring and dry to bear. But the love for string music especially piano still dwell inside me. Now again I suddenly feel like picking up the skill, but where do I find a teacher? I don't even have a keyboard now. I gave my dad's keyboard to a Cambodian orphanage home many years ago. I can't play, hmm... will this be the reason I always find those music related persons are attractive ??!

Home Loan

Allianz Bank
Me : The loan package isn't attractive at all compared with other banks
Bank : Yeah, I know... We are foreign bank, can't really compete with local bank on this product.

* Probably housing loan is not its core business.

Public Bank
Me : The loan package isn't impressive at all, other bank , Citi HSBC to name a few, offer much better.
Bank : Yeah, we know that. We are local bank, can't really compete with those foreign banks especially the flexi home loan which started off by them.

* The statement sounds familiar...

Maybank
* Bad service, lansi, offer one of the worst packages !! Wasting time.

Citi Bank
* Good service, nice package, lower loan amount.

Eon Bank
* Nice service, offer one of the best packages, ask too much than necessary.

HSBC
* Superb service ! Impressive presentation ! Less attractive Smarthome package.

HLB
* Nice service. Simple. Attractive Mortgage Plus package ! Panel lawyer give big discount wahaha (Shhhh... illegal)

Madona Not My Girlfriend :(

These few days I have been pressing on calculator. There are lots of things to buy apart from renovation cost on my bare condo. 5000 for bed, 3000 for lcd, 3000 for sofa... gosh the list seems never end. While I was thinking how much to withdraw from EPF, stocks and FD, Madona has just bought $9mil house for her little boyfriend! Urrgggh

Maxk, work harder ! sigh...

優先機製失靈

今天像傻瓜一样， 像白痴。 一个脑袋重復想着5件小事， 忘了两件大事。

Home

So happy that I fulfilled what I promised to myself before my birthday. I now have my own place called home :) Buying a house is not as easy as I thought it would be just paying money, but quite a series matter of timing, competition, luck, price, size, location, direction, feeling, height, distance, maintenance, agent, vendor, negotiation, argument, bank and frustrations. Anyway, glad that I sealed the deal last week.

终于交了 定金买房子。 这十个月还真的一波三折， 看了好几十间， 最喜爱的就是这间。 一个月前本来就要买的， 可是被一个无赖抢了先机， 气到~ 还好老天有眼， 因为贷款出问题， 房子从新出售。

A Cute Old Man

After breakfast, I felt like sun bathing. I took my shirt off and lying down on a bench beside swimming pool. There was a guy swimming in the pool. After few rounds, he got out the pool and we chatted a little. He is a visitor from Amsterdam , for 4 months. I admired him that he has the time to have vacation around places.

Me : How cool to be able to enjoy life this way
Him : Yeah, but there are ups and downs during the vacation
Me : Why, shouldn't you be just enjoying? Why there are downs
Him : I take on the vacation alone, so when I meet up good people and have good conversation, I feel good and am happy. But there are times when I dont have anyone to talk to, then I feel sad. But I always tell myself that I still have many days to look forward to, I feel better that way.
Me : I see...

若你碰到他

A Good Day in Gym

I went to a new gym club today. It was a pleasant surprise to meet my ex-u-roommate in changing room, a big surprise indeed! Having good time gym, sauna and KFC together :)

He is a hyper active person and always in a state of excitement. A karate black belter and a gifted , talented man. How I wish to be like him to retire and achieve financial freedom at the age of 26!

He's been spending his time traveling around the globe. Not sure if this is a good thing to happen to a ordinary person like him... Now, he starts to wonder, after waking up late, what to do...

你为什么爱我 ？

十八岁男孩 ：为什么你会选择爱我 ？
二十五岁女孩 ：因为懂你， 爱没有道理。

陈珊妮 ：很肉麻勒
莉靖：那如果你被问这个问题， 你会怎么答？
陈珊妮 ：就是遇见了啊

I am friendly la

How to put up a friendly face?
Always commented being too serious...close to lansi. haiz... haha

知足， 得幸福 Contented?

两天下来， 听了两折很有趣的故事。
Two interesting stories.

Story 1
Background Intro :
I am a strong believer of freedom. No freedom means no happiness.
He was a long time friend not very close though. Lost contact for some time and recently met virtually online.
Story :
After a few chats, I feel that he is happy about his current life. But there is a thing that puzzling me... he is happy in the expense of freedom. Apparently, there is some kind of relationship contract signed to live this way , no more new friends. Of course I don't feel easy about the arrangement but that's their lives and they have their very own theory behind it... to live simple. Ya, to certain extend, less people more simple. So, if you are contented being simple, there you are, you just get yourself some happiness... by cutting down people around you :)

Story 2
Background Intro:
It was Friday, in a local club, we were smoking. I was holding my red wine and he had iced coke.
I am very open guy or acceptive. I respect whatever lifestyle one chooses as long as nobody get hurt.
Story:
It's weird when I know about his contract of partnership. It is just more than open relationship which I understand, beyond that. This friend came out real young, gone thru all sort of wild things but yet the wildest. His relationship links to many people. It is complicated but this lead him to happiness. Apparently, they also have some kind of contract to agree on this lifestyle... making things more and more complicated so that things always appear new and fresh to them.


So, there are many ways in pursuing of happiness. You can lead a real simple life, cherish and be always thankful and contented with whatever you already have, or, get things wilder everyday, make sure you are not easily contented so that you always have an aim and purpose in life to pursue.

Beautiful Imperection

Imperfection always become crucial point of remembrance...
缺点 我们都不喜欢， 但是它往往会是美好回忆的记忆点。。。

There is love, there are beautiful imperfections

Friend falls in love, share this with him and he laughs. Well, if you have watched, be reminded :)

Get real !

事情已经明显处于勉强状态

即使很想

也应该停止

真的省了很多不必要的麻烦

勉强无益

Get real !

Matthew Kichodha

“ I don't think there are any corporate executives who are successful, if their family life is not equally successful "

Taste's About Simply Trying Everything

69kg !

1 more kg to gain :)

:p

Vacaton ! I. N . G . Yuhoo !

Bought the bag hehe :)
* * * * *
Sat 9.38pm
Damn it, I like the [B] bag so much and stupid me obviously has shown it all over my face. That cunning seller uncle stood firm on his last price, no matter how hard I try... he didn't even call me back when I walked away !!
* * * * *
Sat 2.54pm
Icant find any jean that I like !
I cant find any T-short that I like !
Yeah, finally get my swimming watch !
* * * * *
Fri 5.28pm
A guy stood up and opened the lugguage compartment but the plane is still moving fast to taxi way. U know Malaysian, one does, there you are, 5 , 6 uncles aunties immediately join in. At this moment, a super airsteward dart in , right hand held on an aunties hand , push the bags in, right hand close a halfway opened compartment, shocking the uncle, "not now, plane is still moving, pelase be seated" giving warning to another aunty her hand almost touched the compartment and staring another uncle far in front. There, 5 seconds, everyone back to their seat. Hahaha funny!
* * * * *
Fri 3.08pm
Ever use Malaysia Passport Auto-gate to departure? A director-look man pressing his thumb on the monotor screen!... and pressed even harder because it doesn't work !
* * * * *
Fri 1.32pm
Now taxi in Malaysia is a lot better ! Prolly the taxi charge has increased. My taxi driver today is Mr. Indian Ah Pek, very kampung style one. I can't help to praise him a lil for using meter and there after non-stop story telling goes on and on and on... he quoted so many example and cases, australian couple being so nice giving him 15 though the charge only 8, Arab family bugger quarel over 40 cents, Malay lady being bullied and he ran to her help, blind man free of charge and on and on.... and suddenly he hit himself on the forehead with his palm and suddenly all the silence...
So... u missed the turn?! No?
Aiyuyuh, I think i missed the turn already because talking and talking to you...
So we went to Klang instead of airport...

海外华文书展

明天想去碰文风。。。

这一篮４００块，都是帮朋友买的， 里头没有一本是我的 :p

第一次 First Time

Ｉｔ　just means a lot to me

是性格还是认知上的问题也好

第一次的回应我是看重的

一个肯定，没有计算的开始

是幸福的基石


猪头，我是啊

明天会更好 Tomorrow Will Be Better 1985

17-Aug-09
灾后必见彩虹。台湾加油！


22-Jan-08
It was 23 years ago when this Taiwanese MV first appeared to promote World Peace. I was only 9-year-old then, so young, sooo young. Time really flies isn’t it? A blink of eye, I am now called uncle by the younger.

2008, after 23 years, sad to say that there are still wars and famine, at every corner of the world. From the destined centuries hatred between Israel and Palestine to the shocking Sep 11 to the recent Thailand military coup and assassination of Benazir Bhutto of Pakistan. The World has never been really peaceful, has it ?

Dedicate this song to all of you. If we really can’t love our enemies, at least try our best to love the people around us whom we care. May your tomorrow always a better one.

如果真的没办法去爱我们的仇敌，那就至少尽力保护我们爱的人吧。祝你們明天會更好。

命运游戏

不是骗局

因为它永远没法被拆穿

不是战争

因为它是打不败的敌人

不是噩梦

因为它白天出没

是一场游戏

一场命运的游戏

游戏规则很简单 谁埋怨 谁就输

What They Say About This

We love each other to be friends not by knowing names.

by John Woo

很想发呆

恍恍惚惚 过完了今天的工作 时间
回来的路途是完全没有记忆的
只记得打开了车门， 然后就在电脑桌前

心情槽透了

洗完脸
看着衣橱发呆了起来

Lounge Suit ... 随便拿了一件
哈 这晚宴 要配那种心情呢
实在没办法挤出任何笑容来

唉 邀请柬。。。 留在公司， 我忘了拿

很不想去
很想发呆

唉

A Sex Orientation Dinner

Buddy : I have been wondering this... I am now 33, if I dont get married soon enough, I will be too old for my kids later.
Me : Then go get married. What are you waiting for?
Buddy : Well, I am not sure. But married life dont seem to fit me.
Me : So, you wanna be alone and single forever?
Buddy : I dont know...
Me : Do you satisfy the current condition? Going around diving make you happy enough?
Buddy : I guess so...
Me : Hey buddy, how can you, after 33 years, keep saying dont know and guessing what u want in your life?
Buddy : I just dont know...
Me : Dont you have desire? What does it tell you?
Buddy : No, i dont have any desire...
Me : OKie. Since getting married and having kids become an issue, then this may tell you that this is the missing part in your life! Go get married.
Buddy : I just sometimes thought about it, but not seriously.
Me : I thought you have a girlfriend, do you?
Buddy : Er... yea...
Me : Oh come on, dont tell you you are not sure if she is your gf?
Buddy : Ya, I think she is...
Me : Gosh. you have sex with her?
Buddy : no
Me : you kiss?
Buddy : no...
Me : What?! Dont tell me you never even hold hands???
Buddy : no...
Me : Then she is not a gf!
Buddy : I am very conservative..
Me : *Bullshit* Hey, seriously, are you gay?
Buddy : ...
Me : Dont know?
Buddy : ... dont know...
Me : How could you having no clue at all?? Dont you have desire toward sex??
Me : U masturbate rite? Female or male come in the picture?
Buddy : ...
Me : Buddy, you have serious sex oreietation confusion problem.
Me : Did you have sex with girl before?
Me ：Did you have sex with man before?
Buddy : no...
Me : * YOUＡＲＥGAY!* then i guess u r bisexual...
Me : Buddy, now i see your problem. go back and figure it out if you like girl and guy more.
Me : Choose one and go live your life out! Dont waste your life wondering which.
Me : Put it this way, you have lived 33 years empty. 30 , 40 years after we die, you have only half a life to live from now on. It wont get too wrong choosing either one, but it is damn wrong when u dont choose one.
Me : Still confusing? Go fuck a girl and go fuck a guy. Sex will tell who you really are? Seriously, go and experience, nothing could be too wrong.

Best student in school
Most handsome in school
Oldie best friend
My oldie best friend is gay
Cool ~

Late !

The Final was scheduled at 4pm. I was late, reached there with regret fearing that i might miss Nicole's Match. But the match itself delayed and started 4.40pm. Meeting a new friend at 6pm but he reached 7pm. 20-year buddy call to have dinner at 8pm but 40 past and I am still waiting. Gee...

11 Things

I Need To Run !

Doctor : Your heart beat is 84
Me : So?
Doctor : Is it not good, your heart is beating too much in a minute
Me : You mean i have abnormal heart beating rate?
Doctor : It is still normal, but need to improve. The best record I know among my patient was a marathon runner, he has 40. You should jog or run more.
Me : There must be another way, doctor, what about Yoga, It calms our breathing, ya?
Doctor : You just do your cardio, 45 minutes.
Doctor : Dont take irritating food, fried banana, KFC, ...
Me : Wait, why KFC?
Doctor : It is not good, it is spicy.
Me : Ok, I will take original.

有一种人 1

有一种人， 把放鸽子当人生， 放了鸽子还懒得通知。 信用 0 分。

I'm Yours ?

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment babay sing with me
I love peace for melody
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

Hospital Gee...

> Emergency Department, Damansara Specialist Hospital.

How long do I still have to wait? I 've been waiting for an hour!
Wait sir, we still searching for you medical record.
What?! You spent an hour just to search my medical record and not found yet?!
I call the mecidal record department already, they not yet find your record. Sorry sir, you have to wait lil while.
What the hell is this?! Where is the record department?
Basement

> Medical Record Department, Basement.

I am told you cant find my medical record after an hour searching. Are you kidding me??
May I have your name and IC no....
Wait sir...
.....
Emm... your record is with the emergency department.
!!! Then why that fellow told me you cant find my record, and you tell me they have my record?!
Ya, I am sure they have it. your record is not kept here.

> Emergency Department

They told me you have my record here here!
Yes, now we have you record. See the doctor is holding your record, you may consult her now.
!.....

面对现实 Facing The Fact

This is a great story I just heard today.

We all know America has racial problem between the white and the black.

There were a black man rushing into a cab hastily in an early morning. The white cab's driver turn around and said " I don't take black customer"

Peacefully the Black said "could you move a lil front there so that I could get a black man cab behind"

The Black understood the situation, accepted fact that is happening and act spontaneously. No point fighting over a fact, admit it, face it and walk through it . Most of us run away from fact, denying a fact, not willing to face a fact which we feel uncomfortable. Now we learn, we can actually face an unpleasant fact, honestly, lightly, easily.

这是一 个很棒的故事。
美国一直以来都存在着很严重的种族问题
一天早上， 一位黑人栽停了一架的士
可是白人司机一见到他是黑人就拒绝他上车
那黑人很平淡的麻烦司机往前一点， 好让他可以塔后面的黑人的士
这就是了解现状， 面对现实的高EQ 处理方式
种族问题已经是事实
气没用， 闹也无补于事
现实是要诚实面对，也可以轻松面对

下课

生活的 Priority

生活的 priority 好像出了点问题

最重要的，最紧要的，最喜欢的，最想要的

先做那样呢？

必要时， 要放弃那个呢？

I think I may have lil problem in prioritizing my life
The most important, the most critical, most I like, most I wish
Which should I do the first
Which should I give up if I have to...

G Y M G Y M G Y M G Y M !

When we say gym, it got to be serious.

Thank God I'm A Man

海海人生

人讲这心情 罕罕 罕罕卡快活
不通太阴沉 想着会惊 有人真古意
定定吗是有人变卦 这人情怎么才看得破

人说这人生 海海 海海路好行
不通回头望 望着会茫有人爱着阮
偏偏阮爱的是别人 这情债怎样计较输蠃

轻轻松松 人生路途阮来行 无人是应该永远孤单
阮会欢喜有缘你作伴

A Deep Blue Jean

Its been a busy and hard working month. I am glad to complete the assignment but in the same time feel something is not right that need a change, prolly a big one...

Waking up early this morning feeling good for not having to work. The first thing flash through my mind is a deep blue jean. It was in my dream last night and it's not mine but belong to someone else Whom I felt close yet far.

Going to buy one anyway, ya deep blue, guess it's a calling...

迷

是迷

越猜越是一团乱的迷

Think Before U Upload Something To Facebook

New Buddies

Me : So cute ! How much is this?
Sale girl : RM49.90
Sale girl : It is very nice. Many Chinese like it. You should buy one.
Me : Hmm... any discount?
Sale girl : No, but you can collect point.
Sale girl : This is good quality. For girl friend?
Me : No, for Boyfriend.
Sale girl : Ha... boyfriend? Ha...
Sale girl : Buy for girlfriend ma, why for boyfriend?
Me : Its for my own collection :)

Here, meet my new buddies...

大山脚芋头饭

大山脚芋头饭 + 猪什酸汤 ， 好好吃！ 吃了两碗，好饱， 感觉那芋头还顶着我的肺。

有没有觉得， 会说中文的。。 比较温柔可爱？

对， 就是！

好吃！

好吃！
Originally uploaded by Maxk 井星

怡保芽菜。位于 Kota Damansara. 老板说芽菜是从怡保运来的， 又肥又爽口。好吃！

ERR...ARRRRRRH!!

Errr... what is that.

soft and slipery, I stepped on.

Oh shoot! Its a dead rat.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH!!

Mistaken as Food Commentator :p

Arriving at destination... Chai Leng Park , Butterworth.

Typical chinese stalls

A Pek very very busy, so good business must be nice to try.

LOK LOK !!

more LOK LOK !!

While I was taking the photos, the boss approached...
Boss : Eh, lu shi ki jia ah ( are you journalist?)
Me : No :p
Boss : Lu shi “美食杂志” pai lai eh yor? (are you from food magazine?)
Me : Haha.. wo em shi ( LOL, I am not)
Boss : Lu shi la, wo kua dou zai liao (You sure are)
Boss : Lai hip ka che, Jiew Pai ka wa hip zhe eh? (take some more, please snap my business name board)
Boss : Di shi 杂志 eh chu lai? ( when will the report come put in magazine?)
Me : Bo la, wo post 上网 eh. ( No, I just post them online, internet)
Boss : Wa, A na ku ka hou liao, lu hip ka che, xia ka hou ho ka liao lang chai ok? (Wa, that's even better, come take some more photo, write good about my stall and let all the people know ya)
Me : ok ok ok.

The boss might really think that I was the food commentator. Guess what, when I checked the bill, the boss was so generous giving me 50sen Discount !! Hurrray！！

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