无题

今天一早肚子就绞痛，那种不舒服并不陌生，又是吃了肮脏的食物。躺在床上一边想着清粥一边回忆到底是吃了什么东西，是苹果？因为昨晚吃的时候就觉得怪怪的。是超市的牛肉饭？还是果汁？零食？越想越多，但苦无证据，想了也是白想。打开冰箱，还是把仅有的苹果丢了，剩下三粒橙子，两粒李子。没有清粥，早餐吃什么。肚子又痛了。。。

休息了一整天，肚子还是有点轻微不舒服。冲了个凉，人舒服多了。弄了快熟面，肚子饱了，也稍微有点体力。打开手提电脑，看看新闻，一些部落格。有人追连续剧，有人吃喝玩乐，有人发福，有人缅怀过去，有人哭了，有人周游列国，有人生日感触多。扭开收音机，是时候开始整理回家的行李了。

月饼 。王重阳

因为被通知晚点英国先生请吃晚餐，所以今天比较早下班。
右前座和右后座的同事在车上大谈月饼香。
竟然有人喜欢吃月饼？！　你吃吗？　月饼太难吃了吧。
右前座同事很惊讶地问，你不吃月饼，那汤圆吃吗？
天啊，汤圆也一样很难吃，我也不吃。
你到底有没有喜欢吃的华人传统食物啊？！
有啊，粽子超好吃的。

*****

从传统食物谈到传统节日，什么上中下，三大元节，清明节，重阳节等等。。。
重阳节是什么节？我问。是跟传真派王重阳有关吗？
右前座女同事突然好大一个“噢”　我知道王重阳，他是基的！
你是说王重阳是　ＧＡＹ？
对啊！
＊前后左右座一起暴笑＊
是谁告诉你他是基的？
他是啊，我妈说的。
＊又是一阵暴笑＊

难道他妈妈是古墓派传人，难道这是当年王重阳抛弃李莫愁师傅的真正原因？！

閩南歌

福建歌在我印象中是土到不行，是老爸的最愛。但是近幾年，因爲臺灣朋友的影響，尤其是俊評，還寄了幾首給我，漸漸開始有點接觸。 閩南語/福建話 是我再熟悉不過的語言，是從小第一個學會的語言， 土土的卻同時又很親卻。我真真開始喜歡上閩南歌是因爲一部台劇主題曲 “家后”，詞很棒，歌也好好聼。原來閩南歌也可以那麽動聽。 今天看超偶時，覺得這小帥哥把“家后”唱得超有感情的，感動~ 讚！Check out this Taiwanese song, it's really good, by the name of “The Wife". Never realize that Hokkian or Taiwanese song can be such a beautiful melody. This cute guy really gifted and am so touched by his performance.

我看 Olympic 2008

What has changed in China after 17 days Olympics. The PRIDE, definitely!
Chinese has been living in humiliation in the past 100 years. Those days, Chinese was sick, weak and was bullied to the ground. Many commentators has of course noticed this obvious change and are excited to witness the process of China walking out of the decade humiliation and regain national pride. Me too, of course, of Chinese descendant, am happy for China's achievement. However, at the same time, I do feel uncomfortable about the this whole situation. There is an old man when being asked to comment on this glorious moment of China, said that he is worried about the situation. Yes! I wanna give him '5', he spoke mind out. WE worry and wonder where this PRIDE is going to lead the Chinese to. The rise of China in economic power has resulted an eruption of PRIDE, every Chinese is motivated to a state of hyper spirit BLINDLY. The media coverage and the spotlight onto the Beijing Olympic games had add even more blindness in national pride. Take a look at fierce and violent reaction towards some of the international issues that arise against China. This blindly pride of a great nation is indeed very dangerous to the world. This pride need to be trimmed and grow in a more sensible way. It is liken to body building. To have beautiful muscular body, first we have to gain a considerable body mass. China has gained the body mass and now it is time to put in some hard work to transform the mass to muscle to a right proportion. Otherwise, China will end up nothing but a big fatty guy, potentially with heart diseases.
Today, news reported that the China leader is trying cool down the hyper spirit across the country after winning a whopping 51 golds and 100 medals in total. Apparently, the leader is aware of the danger and doing well in shaping a healthy muscular China. 期待一個真正令人驕傲的新中國！

超级星光大道

超级星光大道第三季决赛，活泼乐观的才女佳莹在备受争议下夺冠。我替芯仪不值。评审明显偏袒，本来没什么兴趣要看第四季了，但是。。。今天得知张心杰报名参加了星光四，这小子唱歌还真不赖，很有味道，所以我又决定再捧捧场看看第四季。看好他进入前十名。

跟着感覺走，讓它帶着我，夢想的是那裏都會有


原唱 India Arie 的 Ready for Love 超好听的。

目前很紅的.....脑年龄 Brain Test

So funny! 很有意思 ,試試看! Click here to start >> 脑年龄 <<

A. 先按 [开始]
Press [START]

B. 画面出现 3 2 1 后记住圈圈裡面的数字
Remember numbers appear in circles

C. 消失的時候再依照数字 位置 由小到大去按
When the number disappear, choose those number from small to greater

d. 电脑会算出你的脑年龄
Computer will calculate your brain's age

我看台湾

昨天又被酸，都是因为陈水扁。
台湾朋友几乎都是蓝，我却是绿的。从两颗子弹，高铁弊安，国务机要费，SOGO 礼眷，甚至内线交易我都相信阿扁是清白的。可是，为什么续下属，吴淑珍，女婿，亲家之后，儿子，媳妇也爆出洗黑钱，太太又独吞政治献金丑闻，真是没完没了。我本来的底线是可能阿扁基于外交机密和义务保护特务，很多事情都没办法明明白白地交待清楚。可是想想就算如此，有人会蠢蛋到整个家族都赔上吗？他不是说大谎的人，就是超级无能的大蠢蛋，两者我都没办法接受。这些都是台湾政治和台湾人物。我有兴趣的其实是华人社会现象。台湾是华人社会里最享有自由民主的一群人。中国和台湾之间，我当然支持民主自由。

今天新闻报导看见陈辛予在记者追问时崩溃，很心疼她。辛予是陈家里最无辜的一位。身为总统女儿，非但没有富贵，而且还要一度打几份工来维持家计。丈夫入狱，母亲独吞献金，爸爸贪污，弟弟涉及洗黑钱，唉，真的有够衰的。

I Try

Last year you asked maybe I should seriously think about coming back.
You said once it is enough, money should not always top my priority, don't have to be always plenty. Folks, I think I understand what you trying to say to me. I try.

極短編色情小說

疼嗎？
嗯...
算了.
別,

Olympic 2008

I missed! the open ceremony of Beijing Olympic.
How good was it?

It was a friend who just arrived in the city wanted to meet at Olympic time , that's y I missed.
After lunch, drove him to a shopping complex so that he joined his colleagues.
There in the complex, i got a glimpse of the climax that an uncle was holding torch and flying around the top of stadium towards the Olympic giant torch. I realize later that flying man was once my favorite gymnast when we were both young.
then a guy approach, a pinoy.
oh, is this Olympic...? start already...? where ya...?
I was all attentive to the climax and ignored him.
he continued which olympic...? olympic 2010...?
It is Olympic 2008 in Beijing, China. Big smile, I replied after the I saw the Olympic flame shining through the night.

News channels have been reporting all about Olympic open ceremony. All the comments and excited faces , tears and applause telling me that i really have missed one of the biggest things of the year.

I tried Youtube. Sigh... all related videos are not available due to copy right claimed by third party. Was it really that good? gee... I missed! Hope there will be replay.

鄰家弟弟

Max says:
so what type do i belong to?
Frieng says:
以台灣的分類來說，你應該屬於斯文不C的。
Friend says:
就像一般鄰家弟弟一樣。
Max says:
hahaha ok ok, i like that

IQ Test (1)

Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are. Ready? GO!!!

First Question:
You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer : (highlight to see the answer)
If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer :
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?
Answer :
Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. May be you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer:
Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name isMary . Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
Answer :
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

Early Planning Not Always Good

Damn! miss plan my trip. everything booked and purchased, really nothing much I can do to repair. that's the bad about too early planning. Things change, point missing, unexpected appears, urghhhh...

浅蓝色的心情

浅蓝色的心情
买了三件全黑色 T-SHIRT

还是M 号最了解我

圆领是斯文
尖领穿起来像坏人
长袖是寒夜里我需要的温暖

试衣室里有面大镜子
镜子里的人有白头发

浅蓝色的心情
拎着白色的袋子
袋子装着黑色的衣服

Bedoon

Me : What is your nationality?
Him : ...
Him : I am not a normal people. I am a bedoon. I am born here but I have no passport.
Me : What you talking about?
Him : I grandparents was here many years ago, may be the King is too busy with other things, they just don't care about us.
ME : ....

I googled "bedoon" to find that it actually means a man without a nationality, a man belong to no country. They are not illegal resident but are denied of citizenship. Can you imagine a family of 3 generations by now, living like ghosts, no documents about their existence?

Is Black A Nationality ?

A Black bought a handphone. He was filling up a warranty card.

Nationality: Black

Saleman : Hm you got to fill your nationality
Black: Whut?
Saleman : Natianality...
Black : Black, i am black, whut ya problem?!